Mega-church naming suggestion: avoid naming your organization things that don’t imply most small towns outside of the city are smaller than your weekly attendance. Calling your behemoth congregation, “The Village,” Or “Hillside Family Fellowship,” when you can seat a basketball arena’s worth of attendees is misleading. When the likelihood your attendees will run into a familiar face increases with the number of, “where are you sitting?” texts they send you need to help people understand how vanilla things are giing to be. Go with something like “church of the 80-20 rule.” Or “Jesus loves our headcount fellowship.” If that doesn’t work try something more medium sized like, “church of the wholly ambiguous,” or, “The Catholic Church.” [JUST KIDDING THE CATHOLICS ARE HUGE]. Also consider going with J.P. Morgan/Chase/Church.
When I was a kid I went through a bbq sauce phase. I would eat anything with bbq sauce on it. Then I moved to Texas as an adult and could not fathom why someone would ruin their Texas bbq with slathered sauce coating the delicious bbq. Apparently I’ve grown up somewhat. However, in Texas is a place called freebirds, and they have bbq sauce in their burritos and it is amazing. It’s a funny thing, but I dig it.
I realized in a bout of insomnia that I have a bucket list problem. I live with some wierd internal regrets that are not useful in function or legitimate in source. I really wanted to grow up to be a rock star musician when I was a teenager. It was on my bucket list that I record an album and every year I tell myself, “This will be the year.” And then it isn’t.
I have two months left until I’m 37, and I no longer want to be famous, I just want to leave something behind. And with that in mind my bucket list is dumped out. I will try to record some music, I’ve recorded some already, but really I need to do what’s important to get to the next phase of maturing. And that doesn’t need regrets or an album. Besides, who buys albums any more?
Behold the waffle song, a song I recorded despite not wanting to put it on an album.
I have coded with some difficulty lately. I’ve been wrestling with the code. But it isn’t because the code is hard, it is because it must be good. It must be better thought out. It must be the best I can produce.
This has lead to less code over all, but that code has been cleaner, easier to read, and makes my life much easier because of those things. It’s part of my attempt to continue to be a craftsman.
1) write the tests to break my code
2) write my code until it works
3) write that code cleaner and better
This isn’t revolutionary by any stretch, but I’ve been disciplined about it, and that’s been key. Discipline is revolutionary.
Today on Twitter Eric Lawrence, creator of one of my favorite debugging tools, Fiddler, mentioned that he wanted to clean up some crumby audio that had lots of noise in it. Having spent most of my adult life as an amateur musician and having recorded some pretty lousy audio I thought I’d share some tips from my experience. These will not help everyone (possibly even Eric) but they’re here for posterity.
The first issue I faced was having a built in microphone on my laptop. In my experience this always leads to bad results. The first problem is that fans and electrical currents always seem to interfere here. You can try to use tools like Audacity or Adobe Audition to clean up the recordings, but they’ll often sound different when you’re done because pieces of the sound wave will have been clipped due to the filters that remove the noise. If you can: get a secondary microphone that is away from the laptop even by a foot. You may still pick up some background fan noise, but it will be significantly better. I have a simple recording studio set up in my office and I still get laptop fan noise in the background if my microphone is too close to the MacBook I have.
I mentioned to Eric that I’ve used my Samsung Galaxy 4S to get great recordings of conversations and aside from people touching the phone the microphone is already geared to handle a speaker-phone setup so it does a good job. If you can’t get an external microphone for your computer a phone may be a good working solution. Several apps exist for the different platforms for recording lectures and these tend to work well. The smart phones don’t have fans, and they tend to be designed for picking up audio.
One useful trick for making sure you don’t get feedback and to confirm you’ve got good audio input is to use headphones. I like over-the-ear headphones because they are not noise canceling [which is cool, but can also fool with your perception of what you've recorded], but will block some of the external sounds.
In addition to equipment sound settings on your computer/laptop/recording device can have a big impact. To get louder sounding audio some hardware/software combinations will do either hardware or software amplification and this can really add to background noise or distortion. It can also amplify electrical interference or line noise. Check the settings on your device and confirm that you don’t have the microphone or line-in volume set to 100% as this can be a problem. Rather than assuming this is the problem it’s recommended you do a test with the settings adjusted at 100%, 90% and so forth. It’s funny, but you can use the microphone at 70% [for example] get your recording and then use Audacity or a similar package to normalize the audio and it will up the volume, but you’re less likely to run into distortion or clipping.
On my mac I use GarageBand for all the recording I do because it’s there. GarageBand gives me control of the input sources under preferences. It gives me control over the master volume, the track volume, and I can enable the compressor to maximize volume consistency for each channel. If you’re not familiar with the workings of GarageBand you may need to do some help file scanning, but it’s pretty direct and you should be able to get to a stable starting point relatively quickly with its podcast settings. I haven’t used Windows for musical recording for about 7 years now so I’m a bit behind on what’s there except Audacity and Audition.
I hope this help! If you’ve got questions please feel free to leave a comment.
There are few things that I’ve done for 15 years.
Programming? 13.x years.
The guitar, the drum and the piano. All for 20+ years. But with moderate commitment and I’d burn some of my guitars if I needed a fire. The piano needs a good tuning and at least one key repaired.
Reading? 31 or so years. But I don’t read so gooder compared to this.
Parenting? 11.1 years. But nothing as important as being married to my Jessica. Being a dad is a pretty big deal. But I need the one before the other.
I think being married to Jessica is the second most important relationship I’ve got. God, then Jessica, then my kids, then the rest of everything else.
Thanks for all the rest of you for helping support this pretty darn important relationship! You have witnessed a miracle in 15 years and I can’t wait for you to see the rest of it.
I keep changing my avatar on Facebook because my former piano teacher poked at me for my white square avatar saying it confused her. I don’t always like to confuse people.
I do like to exceed expectations, though, so I’ve been trying to change it daily.
Those a few of them. And don’t be shocked if I go back to the white square every once in a while.
I’ve been working long hours lately. It’s taken a toll on my health. In case you weren’t sure what that term means every time I walk into my office I have to pay $0.75 at an actual toll booth and gain a half pound in weight. It’s not pretty. Toll booths should be prettier given the fact they’re going to take your money.
The good news is that the feature I’ve been pouring myself into is likely going to ship in the next 24-48 hours and we’ll be good to go. I might get some sleep again. But my body will take a few weeks to move into “tired because it is night time” mode. Which is a fun transition because it takes me a few weeks to get into “Spending Your Nights Awake and Daze Wishing You Were Asleep” mode. Working long hours is sometimes part of my job, and that is not a complaint. What my real complaint is is the fact the clock has hours between about 3:00 PM and 5:00 PM. I would like to do away with those, or take a siesta, and then all would be right with the world.
Except for that ugly toolbooth. That I could do without. I’m still trying to figure out why it’s in my hallway. Also: where does this fat come from? I’m pretty sure that it’s not organic cow-beef fat. I’m guessing it’s from pig, in which case, I want to get it with bacon. Lots & lots of bacon.
There’s a hymn with the name Jesus Paid It all. I enjoy the song a lot, it’s got great lyrics except for the first line of the chorus. It goes like this:
Jesus paid it all
all to Him I owe
Sin had left a crimson stain
He washed it white as snow
Except we don’t owe Jesus. He has redeemed us and made us adopted sons. This is the kind of position that negates any sense of owing.
So we changed it to this:
Jesus paid it all
His grace and love to show
Sin had left a crimson stain
He washed it white as snow
That’s a chorus I can sing with great gusto!