No, we didn’t lose a family member, we didn’t lose a pet, we lost the purity of our daughter.
Abby has been fully exposed to Barney the singing purple stupendous dinosaur.
Jessica watched it with her this morning and said that she loved it, that she kept dancing and trying to sing along.
I once had high hopes that Barney would be a creature of the past when my children were around.
Dinosaurs are extinct, yet Barney lives on.

What I’m most concerned with is that the television is being integrated into her daily routine with things like Barney and movies.
Worse is that she sees my (work) laptop and starts calling, “Memo! [Nemo]”
Because I foolishly played Nemo on the laptop to see how the picture looked on it.
The picture was great, it was bright, clear and it made my TV (thanks Tony for that gift so many years ago) look like it was made for display globs of color synchronized to music rather than crisp images.
I don’t know what will happen in the future, we’re probably going to have to set some strict boundaries so that she doesn’t become a boob-tube baby (kinda like test-tube, only completely different).

You’re probably asking yourself, “Randy, how can I help?”
The answer is simple: write your favorite politicians and ask them to…
Oh, wait, you probably don’t have any favorite politicians.
That’s like asking you what your favorite kind of intravenous shot is.

Resting in Him,

Randy “Stupendous” Peterman

I have been keeping track of what people are searching for that gets them pointed to my site by the search engines (Google and the myriad of other search engines that sub-contract Google’s results).
I get a reasonable amount of hits from people looking for the best or worst of things.

Really Annoying

Someone was looking for a list of most annoying people.
That is, they were looking for a list of the best worst people.
If you were the worst, most irritating person, you’d be the winner.
If you lose at every other contest in life, just start bugging people, get on their ‘worst’ list and then your ‘luck’ has changed.

Surfing for the Ladies

Another thing that still gets me a reasonable amount of hits is my article on ‘The Women of Walmart.’
People are still being pointed to an article that just irritates them.
They’re looking for mammory glands enhanced by surgery, children in birthday suits, and all they get is a site berating the two corporations involved.
Too bad.

Fighting Chicks

People are looking for beauticontrol as well, which cracks me up.
Jessica wanted their products for Christmas, and I apparently displayed the right info to attract the search engines.
What I also got some attention for, though much less, was the fighting
chicks of ABC‘s ‘Alias.’
Jennifer Garner in her prepubescent fowl state (get it? fighting chick).

Anyway, you get the idea, people search the web for all sorts of things, and I’m proud to offer them a wide array of goofy, offensive, and yet some sound theological things to read, and I’m glad you’re reading this.
I appreciate all of the visitors that come by just to see what sort of things pop into my mind and happen to our family!

Resting in Him,

Randy “Search Monitor” Peterman

From the anagrams generator:
George Bush can be re-arranged to say “Bugs Gore, Eh?”
Sure this is simple, but word fun is a past time of mine.
Let me know if you can find other anagrams in names that are worth posting, I might eventually make up a page of funny ones.

Randy “partnered many”* Peterman

* Yes, this too is an anagram.

I may not have that headline just right, but there’s a new Mitsubishi commercial on TV for their 2004 Galant that just cracks Jess and I up (BTW Jess is feeling mostly better, but has still a wee more room for improvement).
The car is zipping through town and the driver is singing along with the music.
You see his mouth moving and it looks like he’s just belting it out.
People are admiring the car and also (apparently) seeing the excitement owning one can bring.
At the end of the commercial the camera moves inside of the cab and you hear and see that the driver is actually repeating his grocery list over and over to help himself remember what he’s got to buy.

That is so me.
I have to repeat the list or I’ll forget and find myself the sad man hoping he didn’t forget anything.
I usually don’t forget anything because if the list is longer than 3 items, I write it down.
However, sometimes I do forget something and then we have an alternate meal, or I go back to the store.

I’ve got to go to bed though, so I’ll share more about my fabulous time in God’s word tomorrow or some time soon.

Resting in Him,

Randy “Turkey” Peterman

Jessica is sick again (7 days after getting sick the first time).
This time she’s got a [removed so I don’t have to sleep on the couch ;)] infection (yippee!).
We went to the doctor this afternoon and she gave Jessica a prescription to kill the infection and yet another one to muffle the pain.
Fortunately the generic pain killer works, unfortunately it upset her stomach a little.
Or it could be the Cipro upsetting her stomach.
Both pills have that listed as a side effect – it is effecting her ‘in’ side.

On the upside she’s having less pain in other areas.
Abby on the other hand has seized upon the opportunity to trash the apartment faster than I can slowly pick up after her.
Jess has been frustrated by the condition of the apartment, but with her sick, and me trying to work (at times from home) it’s a bit tough.
The little stinker removed her diaper and peed on her crib this morning – proof that she’s nearly ready for potty training.
A couple more months and we’ll be ready.

However, Abby’s cuteness continues to show itself because when we went to the
doctor the doctor was so taken with Abby that Jess suspected that the
doctor might have been completely wrong because she was too busy playing
with Abby rather than focusing on Jessica.
Abby is of course a cute little girl, but her work on the apartment is a hair
frustrating.
I think that her cleaning habits will have to change or we’re going to have to take 99% of her toys away 🙂

Anyway, I hope this finds you well, and thanks for stopping by.

Resting in Him,

Randy “Not a Nurse” Peterman

This morning before work I read Genesis some more (I’m way behind on my reading plan) and was reading about Jacob.
What a guy.
He said that if the Lord blessed him in his journey he’d serve Him.
Now, before I sound arrogant, there are times that I too have tried to ‘lay down the fleece’ or test God.
However, God had been faithful to Abraham and Isaac before him.
I was concerned because Jacob seemed to not pick up from his father the reality of God’s sovereignty.
This makes me want to help my daughter, and others around me, understand the omnipotence of God.

I love Jacob though because he’s got a wrestler.
He also had a good wit about him to send presents before him to his brother, wanting to make peace, just in case there were issues.
I love my brother and I’m pretty sure there’s nothing between us, but I know that there are other people I have had questions about… I think I’d send camels too.

In short, today was not optimal, I fell short of some of the goals I had on the list, but I did get to talk to Tony, and that’s a good thing.
I love Tony, he’s a great brother in Christ, plus his sense of humor is priceless.
He makes me laugh, and when he’s not making me laugh he’s making me think.
He was a leader at his church retreat this weekend, something he said he’d not have volunteered for.
However, I think he’s a great leader because he’s a gentle corrector (this is coming from someone he’s corrected more than once), and a loving, compassionate man.
Also, he’s a good leader because he can process information and explain it well without using big words, something I need to learn to do better.

Resting in Him,

Randy “Turtle” Peterman

Through out my life as a Christian I have been discipled by various people, some more closely and personally than others, but discipled just the same.
I’ve been discipled by Michael Schuler, Hoby Rash, my Dad, Art Barkley, Jamie Utter and Paul Henebury.
I hope and pray that I will be discipled by other godly men throughout my life.
I’ve tried throughout my short adulthood to disciple others with the truth that I’ve been taught.

Disciplers

Mike Schuler

While Mike and I differ doctrinally now compared to when he discipled me, he always had a zeal to serve Christ.
His humanity sometimes got the best of him, but when it did, he would own up to it.
I’ll not forget Mike – I pray that he and his wonderful wife Gina would have a long and blessed marriage, especially considering they’ve got more kids than 98% of America 🙂
Mike would spend time talking with me about the Holy Spirit – a part of the Godhead that I was pretty unfamiliar with.
I had come from a rather conservative church to a church that was slightly more charismatic – Mike was really charismatic compared to many at the church.
Without an understanding that the Lord wanted to work in my life, I would have floundered to say the least.

Hoby Rash

Hoby must have seen something in me that I couldn’t fathom.
I really looked up to Hoby after Mike left the church we were going to.
Hoby took over the youth group after a fellow student and I asked him if the church would/could start a youth group up.
Hoby, though he was really busy, took the youth group on himself and spent one night a week trying to impress the truth of God’s word on us.
Later, after high school Hoby asked me to be an intern at the church.
I didn’t get to spend as much time with Hoby as I wanted, but I’m glad that Hoby spent the time he did with me and the other students, it really impacted us.

My Dad (Vernon Peterman) and Art Barkley

My dad is now a pastor in Denver, Colorado.
However, growing up he spent lots of time with me as a teenager and taught me myriads of valuable lessons.
One Sunday he was approached by Art Barkley, Art asked if my dad would like to be discipled.
The material Art taught my dad blew him away.
Not because the material was some secret in scripture, but that though my dad had been taught in churches through his whole life, he had never had such a clear set of doctrinal principles about abiding in Christ placed before him.
When I was approximately 20 my dad started to disciple me, taking me through the same material that Art took him through.
What a tremendous impact this had on my life and it eventually led Jessica and I to go through the same material with Art later on (Art was constantly adapting the material to include new details and better illustrations).

Jamie Utter

Jamie was a Tyndale student who had moved down to Texas with his family the year before Jessica and I moved.
He and his wife Ruth (Abby’s middle name partially owed to Ruth, also partially owed to it being her grandma’s middle name) took Jessica and I under their wings when we first moved down.
As time went on we got busies and didn’t get as much time with them as we’d have liked, but we love the Utter’s and still miss them since they’ve moved.
Jamie during those first few months took me through different parts of scripture and talked with me about various things.
The Utter’s, including Jay and Lacy, were like true family and Jamie lived out what he taught…a powerful tool of discipleship.

Paul Henebury

Paul, though he makes strong English tea, is a great brother in Christ.
Paul encouraged me to read through God’s word (The Genesis through The Revelation of Christ to John) multiple times.
This happens to be some of the best advice I’ve ever gotten.
God’s word is rich but also long so many people don’t ever read it through, and if they do read it through, they do it once in their life.
Paul has spent a lot of time talking with me about a lot of different theological things and has definitely been an influence on my apologetics.

Discipleship

Discipleship in a Christian context requires a discipler to not only teach something, but also to be intimate with the disciple in a deeper sense than a larger class setting can allow.
Discipleship includes living things out.
It includes the scriptures being poured over, ideas being worked out together where the disciple has to think about the ramifications of the doctrines of God’s word.
Discipleship is not a light commitment, and a discipler knows this, making sure that there is sustained growth and a good foundation for those who may come and disciple later.

Discipling is deeper than shepherding.
A shepherd has to prepare lessons for the congregation (flock) whereas a discipler must be ready for one person at a time (usually).
The growth that happens with group care will be exceeded by individual care.
A disciple will recognize the need to pick up their Cross, something Christ told His disciples.
The disciple will know that his spiritual death, the death of his will on a moment by moment basis, will be rewarded in heaven, and will bring about joy and rejoicing even in the hardest times.
Discipleship is a powerful thing, if you’re not being discipled, please seek out an older, godly believer and ask them to disciple you.
Contact me if you have more questions because the truth of God’s word is important and you need to know it.

Resting in Him,

Randy Peterman

It’s Becky’s birthday!
My sister is now 21, old enough to get married and have wine at the wedding.
Not old enough to get drunk mind you, because she’ll never be old enough for
that.
Becky’s a sensible gal, and I think that she’ll make a fabulous 21 year old.
She’ll marry Kurt this year, at 21, and she’ll have her first Christmas as a wife.
She’ll have a lot of firsts as a 21 year old.

We pray that the Lord would bless Becky’s 21st year!

Randy, Jessica and Abby

So, wanna get rich quick?
Don’t read this book then.
However, if you’re smart, sensible and have some desire to retire with enough
money to travel the country in an RV rather than a Geo Metro, visit family
when you want rather than once a year, and you want to avoid paying 30% in
tax to the government right off the bat with each check, then read this
book (apologies for the run-on sentence).
If you make $20,000 a year, this book is for you, if you make $50,000 a year, this book is for you, if you make any amount of money per year, this book is for you.
Automatic Millionaire was featured on Oprah, well, actually, the author was.
Jessica and I were so impressed with what the author, David Bach, had to say that we ordered a copy, and I even convinced my co-worker to buy one too.
It was inexpensive on Amazon.com, and since we ordered two copies we didn’t have to pay shipping.

I don’t want to get filthy stinking rich and to flaunt cash all over the
place, however, I do want to be able to pay for my childrens’ schooling
and buy a house, and be able to visit my family often.
Basically the principles behind this fit right in line with what the Bible
teaches, and on top of that it should help you be a better
steward with your money.
If you abide in the Holy Spirit then you will have self control which will
make doing the recommended things in here a snap.

Resting in Him,

Randy Peterman

7:00 AM – Wake up.
Lay there sleepy-like for a few minutes.
Jessica asks, “Are you going to go to the store and get the ammunition I need before going to work?”
Forgetting that I’m tired I got up and showered and headed to Albertson’s.
Buy the ammunition, which you can get at most stores in Texas.
Fill the gas tank in the Stratus, noticing gas prices have jumped nearly 15 cents per gallon.
I think that the price jump has to do with the Democrats’ caucus.

8:05 AM – get to work a few minutes late.
Seems like those few minutes late happen more often than I’d like.
Gotta work on that – though I stay later than 5:00 PM Monday-Thursday to make up the time.
Start reading Email, quickly run through RSS in case there’s something worth noting.
Then, open the newsreader and secondly Trillian.
Note: Don’t open yourself to the distraction of IMing unless you have to.
IMing is like a time sucker.
Only IM when you’re ready to do nothing or are on a ‘low work level’ day.

9:00 AM – finally done with the ‘information filtering, get started on some WorldClient (WC) work.
WorldClient is generally my focus with the exception of various other little tasks, but WC is my life at Alt-N.
Bugs are evil, we must destroy them all if at possible.

12:00 PM – Have lunch with Charles Baker.
Charles is a friend from my Tyndale days.
We like to talk about music, theology and life in general.
He and I always seem to connect near instantly, I am grateful for that.

1:20 PM – Starbuck’s.
Charles loves coffee, but since his heart issue, he’s stuck with decaf.
I should have thought about that when I ordered my regular soy-latte with a
shot of sugar-free vanilla (not that caffeine is always good for me anyway).
Charles and I talked until just after 3:00.
No matter what the problems are in life Charles and I always walk away with, “The Lord has blessed us in this, even if we don’t understand it.”
That’s what scripture teaches and its good to have a friend to walk through that with.

3:33 PM – Check the mail as I come home.
After I got home Jess tells me that Abby has been a hand full today.
Not a big surprise, Abby is a climber now, she’s stopped walking and running, everything must be climbed, I blame Gymboree, where she learns about climbing.
Fortunately Abby’s down for a nap so Jessica and I get some time to talk.
Jessica was wiped out from Abby and is still recovering from her sickness earlier this week (energy wise, other than that she’s 100%).

4:00 PM – Oprah’s on, Jessica watches it to see Jennifer Garner (who turns out to be the last guest and for 5 minutes only) and to rest.
I start cleaning up around to help my exhausted bride.
Abby wakes up and Jessica calls her dad and talks for 35-45 minutes while I try to watch Abby and clean at the same time.
This is of course a reminder that Jessica can multi-task and I cannot.
Women multi-task so much better than men (usually, that’s a generalization).

6:45 PM – Take my tired wife and energetic daughter out to dinner to help Jess relax.
Call Dave O’Hara to see if we can stop by the hospital to meet Mekena after dinner – he says Yes!
Eat dinner as fast as possible after being seated, and then order dessert for Jessica to go.

8:05 PM – Head to the hospital room and knock on the door.
Come in to see a beautiful little girl in her proud daddy’s arms.
Dave is an excited dad (appropriately so) and his little girl looks tiny in his large arms (Dave’s brother Shaun O’Hara plays for the Cleveland Browns if that tells you anything).
Mekena is truly beautiful, she’s a sweet little girl who cries quietly.
Her mom comes out from the little hospital bathroom looking wiped out, but happy to be a mommy.
Darlene went from 0-60 (fully dilated) in 3 hours – that’s fast!
Dave said he got about 30 minutes of sleep at a time and kept waking up to check on his little girl – I did that with Abby, too.

8:30 PM – Head home.
After sitting and chatting with Dave and Darlene we headed out.
I wanted to stay and talk some more but I had to keep thinking of them, tired, having to take care of the baby, and a nurse came in to help with something, so I thought it was time to go.
We got home, put Abby to bed, and then caught most of John Stossel’s report on the top 10 lies, myths and things people believe
It was pretty informative, and I generally didn’t have anything to believe.
I can’t believe that people don’t know most of what he said, because it’s things I’ve already heard.
However, he really debunked much of what the media has propagated along side radical special interest groups like the environmentalists, liberal gun control groups, and the educators of our school age children.
I heard some of the weird stuff from my college environmentalism teacher.
The thing is that most of what they taught was imbalanced and not backed by research and facts.

However, this is not a typical day, and should not be considered normal, unless you consider every day is different, so normally they’re different.
Study God’s word, that’ll make this day better, in fact, that’s what I’m going to do next.

Happy Birthday Rusty Cobb!

Mr. Rusty Cobb, drummer extraordinaire, is 25 today.
He may be getting old with time, but if you see a picture of him, it’ll always be from when he was younger.

Resting in Him,

Randy Peterman