I have been keeping track of what people are searching for that gets them pointed to my site by the search engines (Google and the myriad of other search engines that sub-contract Google’s results).
I get a reasonable amount of hits from people looking for the best or worst of things.

Really Annoying

Someone was looking for a list of most annoying people.
That is, they were looking for a list of the best worst people.
If you were the worst, most irritating person, you’d be the winner.
If you lose at every other contest in life, just start bugging people, get on their ‘worst’ list and then your ‘luck’ has changed.

Surfing for the Ladies

Another thing that still gets me a reasonable amount of hits is my article on ‘The Women of Walmart.’
People are still being pointed to an article that just irritates them.
They’re looking for mammory glands enhanced by surgery, children in birthday suits, and all they get is a site berating the two corporations involved.
Too bad.

Fighting Chicks

People are looking for beauticontrol as well, which cracks me up.
Jessica wanted their products for Christmas, and I apparently displayed the right info to attract the search engines.
What I also got some attention for, though much less, was the fighting
chicks of ABC‘s ‘Alias.’
Jennifer Garner in her prepubescent fowl state (get it? fighting chick).

Anyway, you get the idea, people search the web for all sorts of things, and I’m proud to offer them a wide array of goofy, offensive, and yet some sound theological things to read, and I’m glad you’re reading this.
I appreciate all of the visitors that come by just to see what sort of things pop into my mind and happen to our family!

Resting in Him,

Randy “Search Monitor” Peterman