Estes Park III

If you’re in estes park, make sure that when you take a hike you don’t sneak up on a bobcat in the wild:

A bobcat in the wild

We didn’t realize it at first, but just around this bend and down the road a few miles was the RMNP, we drove through town where we had seen signs to Rocky Mountain National Park and it wrapped around to by where our lodge was and took us to around this bend:

Fall River, Estes Park, CO

On the way home from this whole adventure Abby found out that she could stretch out a diaper wipe she had pilfered and turn it into a blind fold.  I think she’s super creative, but this is super funny 🙂  She fell asleep with it on.

Abby sleeps with her lady justice blindfold on

Estes Park II

So while in Estes park I posted the shortest, most useless post about being there, but it was meant to be a teaser, a trailor like those you see for movies, only with bad grammar, punctuation problems and possible spelling mistakes.  I promised something on Sunday but didn’t get to do so because it was mothers day and my mom won out over you (unless this is you reading this mom, in which case you can’t win out over yourself).

We stayed at a wonderful lodge, the Woodlands, and we saw more elk than I have seen before in my life – in people’s yards, by the side of the road (not pan-handling), and in the foothills.  We even saw a bobcat.  I’ll just post some pictures with descriptions below to save myself some time, but you can know that I strongly recommend you go to Estes Park before you die.

Rocky Mountain National Park in Black and White [over 1 MB in size]

Abby

Abby next to Fall River

The girls standing on the bridge over the Fall River

The family standing on the bridge to our lodge/condo/hotel thingy.  Over the Fall river.

Elkin Magic

I’ve not finished tweaking photos to upload to the site for display, but we had a blast in Estes Park.  There were hundreds of elk over the two or so days we were there.  And I have more pictures of mountains than you want to look at (but I’ll probably end up showing them to you anyways).

Here is some Elkin Magic:

Elk in Estes Park
(click to enlarge)

Abby is Now Signed Up for School

Abby is now signed up for school, which is to say that Jessica is an emotional mess.  OK, mess, is an overstatement, but its really hitting her that her baby is not much of a baby any more.  Abby will be attending a one day a week school that will allow us to do a hybrid of homeschooling and public schooling.  The city of Aurora hosts this program that will allow her to go in and do things in a classroom environment.  That’s all I know about this system other than when she’s in high school she’ll be able to take college courses and I’ll get to pay a lot less for them.  Yeah for school!

Postmodernism Rears Its Ugly Head

I’m a closet philosophy geek/logic person.  One of the biggest problems with philosophy is that its personal, you believe what and the way you do personally [or at least that is what I believe ;)].   One of the bigger problems is the philosophical positions called postmodernism.  Postmodernism says that you can’t understand me.  I can’t understand you.  Postmodernism doesn’t work well in politics:

http://comment.independent.co.uk/columnists_a_l/johann_hari/article2496657.ece

This article is graphic and disturbing.   I can’t understand how a judge would let someone be immoral by the culture of the nation that these immigrants moved to.  Its not postmodernism on my part, its just sickness in the justice system.

Dear Teachers

Dear Teachers Around the Globe,

Please stop having sex with your students.  Seriously.  I’m tired of reading the headlines only to discover that this week no less than [editor: insert the exact number here] teachers had sexual/lewd/non-educational extra-carricular  activity with students. There is no gain in these women having an adulterous affair (at least those whom are married), the students engaging in sexual relations with people often significantly older than them, and for goodness sakes: those students will be ostrich-sized at school [SIC]!

I don’t know what holes are in your moral fabric, but if you find that your moral fabric was purchased at Victoria’s Secret and you’re having a hard time keeping your body a secret from the students… get a job at the IRS, you’ll be much less tempted there and you’ll be further away from students!

That is all.

Lions and Tigers and Hairs

Yesterday we were instructed by a specialist to get rid of our couch & matching chair downstairs and to get our heating ducts cleaned out as well as get our carpets shampooed due to Jessica having a severe allergy to… pet dander!  Yippee!  The good news is that we now know some of what has been sucking the energy out of her day-to-day life for several years now.  The bad news is that we had to go look at couches last night.  At a furniture store.  With three hundred variations on the same theme: big, wide, huge couches.  Our basement, where the problem area is, has a narrow, skinny, awkward stairway down into it which makes getting any furniture up or down it difficult.

We finally picked one set which was twice as much as I had wanted to spend but significantly better than anything else and would actually fit down our stairway.  I helped pick the house, so I get to live with narrow stairways.  I’m excited we’ll be ordering them today because it will be good to help resolve Jessica’s issues.  I’m just hoping that my family will understand if we show up at their houses with dust masks on 😉

Tell me if we shouldn’t have seen this coming:

1) Move into a house that the previous owners had dogs into while Jessica’s preggers and she’s low on energy, but we think she’s pregnant

2) Jessica’s mom moves in with us for many months with her dog – we think Jessica just had a baby so why shouldn’t she still be tired all of the time

3) We get a dog after Jessica’s mom leaves with her dog – and say, “Hey, the puppy keeps us up at night so why shouldn’t she be tired.”

4) We get rid of the puppy because Jessica is allergic to the puppy

Why we didn’t think, “Puppy-ness is still all around us – lets replace furniture and spend gobs of money to totally cleanse our environment?”

~Happy Birthday Jessica!~

Happy birthday to my bride, the former “Randy’s Girlfriend.”  The beautiful mother of my children.  The child of my in-laws.  The woman of my dreams.  The woman of my awakes.

Happy Birthday!  I hope today is as fun for you as it could be 🙂

Operation Treadstone

For the fun of it I’ve decided to take advantage of the free 10,000 step a day exercise program. I’m going to try to walk 10,000 steps or more a day. That way, if I calculate correctly, I can increase my ice cream intake to quarts a day instead of my usual summertime intake of half a quart a day.

What are you going to to do participate in my weightloss program? No, not for you, for me? Will you help me walk 10,000 steps a day? For every comment that gets left on this post I will add 100 steps to my daily steps up to 2,000 more steps (or 20 comments, whichever happens first). I’ll add a bonus 100 steps to my daily count if someone can tell me what book the title of this post comes from (besides my wife, who knows this book most likely because she’s read it).

Tally:

  • Jeremy: +100
  • Rebecca/Becky/My: +200 [right answer for the bonus question]
  • Trint: +200
  • Mom: +100

Total: 10,600 steps a day is now my goal (or roughly over six miles).  Achieved today by an end of the day walk-around-the-sofa-fest.