Way Too Much Information About Randy Peterman

Admit you are powerless over your Food TV addiction
Believe that a power greater than Alton, Emeril, Paula and Rachel exists, and can restore your sanity
Make the dish, I mean decision, to turn all authority over to God
Make a fearless search of your pantry shelf self, morally
Admitted to God and others, but not including Tyler Ramsey, [...]

Does Billy Ray Cyrus ever dress up in his old stud of the 90’s outfit and turn on Achy-Breaky Heart and jam along with it to remember what was like to not have his gravy train coming through Hannah Montanah?
Just wondering.

The idiots specially gifted people in my neighborhood have been lighting off fireworks around my house for the last week just to make sure that their ears still work and that the fireworks continue to make loud popping sounds.  Their sober under-aged children might have some serious, lifelong emotional trauma if their intoxicated parents didn’t [...]

Jessica has been watching a show called, “So You Think You Can Dance.”  There is a ‘judge’ who cackles and screams.  She is the very reason why America will not watch this show.  You can witness the nastiness here:
Mary “Crack Smoking Crazy” Murphy

Apparently Kristen Bell, AKA “Veronica Mars” is made up of 70% or so of water.  NASA, with millions and billions of dollars in research money sent an exploratory probe into Miss Bell and discovered that she did indeed have water in her and on her surface.  Unfortunately since she’s now on Heroes with the ability [...]