Admit you are powerless over your Food TV addiction
Believe that a power greater than Alton, Emeril, Paula and Rachel exists, and can restore your sanity
Make the dish, I mean decision, to turn all authority over to God
Make a fearless search of your pantry shelf self, morally
Admitted to God and others, but not including Tyler Ramsey, the exact nature of yourself
Be ready for God to remove the defects of your chiffon character
Humbly ask God to remove your shortcakes shortcomings, and maybe break your TV remote on the Discovery channel. Mythbusters is safer than Good Eats.
Make a grocery list of all the people we harmed, maybe bake them an apology cake
Apologize to them, include gift cake, also bring celebratory home made ice cream, unless they’re diabetic
Continue to make ingredient inventory, and when you are wrong or unsure, buy extra
Pray for God’s will in your kitchen and television, and all other areas of your life
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3 thoughts on “12 Steps for Food TV Addicts”
You say Food TV addict like it’s a bad thing.
You need to admit you have a problem!
No problem here. Except for the fact that my jeans don’t fit and I refuse to buy bigger ones. Going to be a cold winter…..but I do have the extra padding.
You say Food TV addict like it’s a bad thing.
You need to admit you have a problem!
No problem here. Except for the fact that my jeans don’t fit and I refuse to buy bigger ones. Going to be a cold winter…..but I do have the extra padding.