Camera Part III

OK, the camera has arrived. The battery needs to charge and I’ve got to go out tonight so I won’t be able to use it until tomorrow. However, get ready for excessive pictures. I may have to upgrade my hosting package just to make room for all of the photos 😉

Now I just have to go pick up the car at around 4:30. I would have had the car earlier but the mechanic broke my window actuator (or so they tell me) so I have to go back a second time later to pick up the car. Plus I have to pay for the window actuator. It seems pretty shifty to me, but since my brother used to be a mechanic I know how the dealerships work… therefore, I’m hosed 🙂

Anyway, thanks goes out to the DHL driver who came back over to our apartment after the company responsible for sending it mislabeled the package for apartment #13 (which doesn’t exist in this complex). Nice.

Gloves

Between watching the excellent movie Bourne Supremacy and watching The Original Avengers I don’t trust people with gloves anymore. Since winter is coming up and I’m in Denver I’ve decided to stay inside my apartment until Spring arrives and warms things up. If someone comes to my door and knocks whilst wearing gloves I suppose they’ll just have to think I’m not home. The reason the gloves bother me is the fact that nine and a half out of ten killers in either of the fantastical sources mentioned above are wearing gloves or have a glove on at least one hand.

One episode of Avengers had a guy in leather work gloves that were unmatched! Therefore if I see someone wearing unmatched gloves I shall have to just knock them out before they get me. You may be laughing right now but I know they’re coming. One day I’ll be coding, looking towards the outside of my office and snap – I’ll have my head twisted, neck broken or worse, Jessica will bring me more wheat-free desserts!

I should also clarify that black leather gloves give me the hibijibi’s much more than most other gloves. Thinsulated skiing gloves only effect me slightly and thumb only mittens don’t cause me any fear whatsoever. Thank you for not wearing any gloves around me. Also, thank you for not wearing gloves while surfing my site.

I’m Going To the Bathroom

Not literally. Not now at least. However, in an effort to help Abby feel really comfortable with blurting out that it was potty time I’ve gotten into the somewhat regular habbit of announcing that now is the time for me to go potty. I will say, “Mommy (Jessica), I need to go potty.” And Jessica will promtply encourage me to hurry (get to the potty before we have an accident). It’s wonderful, Abby takes it all in and ignores it when she needs to go potty.

I feel like a good parent at least setting a good example of public proclamation.

Logo Design

As a person who works in graphics design periodically I am amazed as I see logos in places that don’t communicate a good image. For example there is a broadband provider that has an employee in our apartment complex. This person drives a company van that has a really bad logo on the side. The logo for the company is a mesh between the ying-yang symbol (or yin-yang or yin-yang or the may ways I found it spelled on the web) and the head of a rhino. Yes, a beast not known for intelligence or anything overly amazing (other than a cool horn setup that must have made Louis Armstrong moderately jealous) is blended in with a symbol for balance between good an evil. While I’ve seen the good and evil of broadband I would in no way consider it representative of a balance of good and evil. I also don’t see rhinos as a great symbol of broadband… maybe I can be enlightened about how this symbolism works.

Furthermore how do rhinos and the balance between good and evil complement one another. I don’t think of rhinos as good or evil, more like a neutral party on the battlefield that when antagonized will probably rip you a new whole in the seat of your pants. And as far as the ying-yang goes I’d like to see good outweigh evil hands down. In fact, as a Christian I believe that good (God) will banish evil in the end. However, my theology aside, this logo doesn’t work for the product. It doesn’t say ‘technology’ it says ‘Eastern philosopy meats slow horny herbivores.’

Before I make fun of others let me defend my own logo’s design (just in case some of you are thinking, “Dude, you’re a hypocrate,” or, “I don’t say, ‘dude.'”) because it too is not particularly technology oriented. However, it does convey the Rocky mountain range (which I live in) and it does convery a pinnacle, which I live in, too. It also shows a peak which conveys quality in workmanship and design.

Logos should convey something or have some symbolism that shows continuity. Larger corporations are able to do market surveys on logos making sure that customers and clients understand the logo, but if you can’t afford survey work consider at least presenting the logo to as wide a group as possible that you come into contact with. Don’t ask, “Does this look good?” as the first question because looking good and being appropriate for your business are not the same thing. In fact the first question I would ask is, “What does this image make you think of?” If the words that the image brings are not words you want associated with your business then you’ll want to consider another logo. Also consider color which can mean different things in different cultures.

Lastly, consider other corporate logos that are not what you’d think of for logos:

These logos are brands people recognize without a lot of extra swooshing, ‘globing’ or otherwise trendy emblems. Look at the modification of the simple text as a major part of the brand look. IBM is just text with lines through it (or text made from lines, depending on how you look at it). Microsoft, other than having a little corner out of the text is just text. Amazon’s simple ‘smile’ that is attached to the name really signifies what they’re after: customer satisfaction. Dell’s tilted ‘E’ in no way reduces readability but presents a different letter making the logo stick in your brain just a little better than ‘DELL’ would.

Twister

The Kaes’ kids are here and they’re playing Twister, the problem is that Abby is pulling on the plastic mat so that they keep losing balance. Now that’s funny!

Anniversary Tomorrow

October 3rd is our anniversary. We’ll be married six years tomorrow. Jessica is an incredible wife and mother. The Lord has really blessed me to be married to this woman with this daughter living in this apartment in this state in this country. Makes me not want to buy a trip on the Virgin commercial space flight 🙂