Between watching the excellent movie Bourne Supremacy and watching The Original Avengers I don’t trust people with gloves anymore. Since winter is coming up and I’m in Denver I’ve decided to stay inside my apartment until Spring arrives and warms things up. If someone comes to my door and knocks whilst wearing gloves I suppose they’ll just have to think I’m not home. The reason the gloves bother me is the fact that nine and a half out of ten killers in either of the fantastical sources mentioned above are wearing gloves or have a glove on at least one hand.

One episode of Avengers had a guy in leather work gloves that were unmatched! Therefore if I see someone wearing unmatched gloves I shall have to just knock them out before they get me. You may be laughing right now but I know they’re coming. One day I’ll be coding, looking towards the outside of my office and snap – I’ll have my head twisted, neck broken or worse, Jessica will bring me more wheat-free desserts!

I should also clarify that black leather gloves give me the hibijibi’s much more than most other gloves. Thinsulated skiing gloves only effect me slightly and thumb only mittens don’t cause me any fear whatsoever. Thank you for not wearing any gloves around me. Also, thank you for not wearing gloves while surfing my site.