Women of McDonalds II

Well, as expected traffic to this site hs surged due to folks looking for pictures the Women of McDonald’s in the buff. I’m assuming that this will be great for McDonalds sales as flesh-fiends around the world stop by to see if they can identify the Chick McNuggets. I suppose that McPorn will not be available for rent from McDonald’s video rental machines. Sad, sad, sad.

In other news, I’ll be driving the fam down to Texas where I’ll do some work with one of my clients and then have Thanksgiving in Sherman with some family there. I like to think that all of this is good for me, but I have a hard time looking forward to 13+ hours of driving. Yippee! However, I’m looking forward to seeing friends and family in the Lone Star State.

Crappy Convention

World Toilet Summit. Basically this story is about how ‘Westerners’ are fond of porcelain.
My favorite session:
“Toilets as Tourism Attraction,” by Seok-Nam Gang of the Korea Clean Toilet Association

Since I spend a fair amount of time on the toilette [reading!] I figure I should join some North American Toilettes Used for Reading Annonymously League, or NATURAL for short.

Slang Spelling Bee

OK, so if you’re reading someone else’s slang writing, can you judge the spelling as incorrect? I’d like to think so. Particularly, I’d like to set forth that the term ‘Homies’ (short for homeboys or boys from the neighborhood I am from) should in no way, or ever, be spelled ‘hommies.’ I think this violates all of the rules of ‘Hooked on Phoenix.’

OK, Class dismissed.

Salvation Throughout the Scripture

It can be confusing when we first study God’s word trying to understand the requirements of salvation in each time period of scripture. I picked up a handy acronym in an intensive that should be useful. The acronym is COMB came from Dr. Arnold Fruchtenbaum and it stands for Content, Object, Means and Basis. It is important to understand that salvation was always by faith [and not by works], but the elements of faith varied throughout the dispensations (or time periods associated with covenants in scripture).

Content
This element of faith changes, this involves what you have to believe to be saved.
Object
Always God.
Means
Always by grace through faith.
Basis
Basis of salvation was always the substitutionary work of Christ.

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Shot in the Nostril of Love

Back in the day my good friend Sean and I wrote a bogus country song. I can’t remember all of the words, but here are some of them. I thought you might enjoy knowing how dangerous I was in junior high.

I’ve been shot in the nostril of love
In the middle when push comes to shove
we fit together like a right hand in a left glove
I’ve been shot in the nostril of love

There was a lot more than that, but I can only remember that one stanza. Sean and I had over-active imaginations and we created our own comedy tape (which may be somewhere buried in his parents’ house). Tonight Abby picked out his book at the library with great excitement (it was out on display). I miss Sean and am scolding myself for not having stayed closer in communications.

So, with nine days until Thanksgiving, I’m thankful for friends, including the super crazy ones that put up with the crap I threw their way and stuck it out with me.

Women of McDonalds

Playboy.com launches “Women of McDonald’s” Yup, because we needed more pornography. Here’s what I don’t get: they stoop from Enron, to Walmart, to Home Depot. And now, McDonalds?

I wonder if there will be any law suits. Kelis may be all upset if other milkshakes start attracting boys away from her yard.

All joking aside, I find pornography disqusting and dissapointing. I am sorry that people will probably come to this site looking for more content from Playboy and the rest. Return to your wives for satifaction guys – it’s better for you, and its better for them.

Letter to the Weather Man

Dear Weather Man,
Where is the snow? I know that it was supposed to come, and sometimes the weather changes its plans, but I really wanted some good pictures of snow for the holiday trip to Texas. I’d appreciate your assistance. Below is my schedule, so if you could work the weather out along with what I’ve written that would be great:

Wednesday
I’m working Wednesday, but I could take some pictures on my lunch break. If you could dump a load of snow just in our area, I’d appreciate it.
Thursday
Thursday I’m working as well, however, since Friday we’re leaving on our trip it would be good if you could have this be a hot day so that the snow would melt and I’d be able to drive with little restriction on speed. The drive may be upwards of 14 or more hours, so I’m looking for any advantage possible. I would probably be able to take some pictures of the melting snow this day as well.
Friday
Friday morning we head out for Texas. Please have all or most of the snow melted so that I can drive the posted speed limit [in Colorado], 75 miles per hour, all the way until I reach Kansas. By that time I’ll be going at least 5 miles per hour over to make up for the stops at restrooms for my two year old.

If you could take these requests into consideration I’d really appreciate it.

Regards,

Randy Peterman

Position Verses Condition

When we are redeemed by the blood of Christ at the moment of salvation lots of things happen. Part of what happens is that we are then unified in Christ in His crucifixion, death, burial, resurrection, ascention and then hidden with Him. Our position is in and with Christ. Immediately. However, while our position is sealed with Christ, our righteousness set to 100% (called ‘imputed’ in theological circles) our condition is altered but is not completed like our position. Our condition is subject to the flesh (Romans 7:15) which tries to gain back the hold that it once had. We are given a new nature that is alive and not separated from God (Genesis 3).
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Crying Foul

Jessica exclaimed, “Oh, Foul, Randy! Did you fart over here?”

“No,” I said a little shocked by the accusation, since usually I did pass wind when I’ve been caught.

It turned out she smelled the ‘cheese’ flavored rice crackers I was eating. I don’t know that I want to eat these any more.