Jessica exclaimed, “Oh, Foul, Randy! Did you fart over here?”
“No,” I said a little shocked by the accusation, since usually I did pass wind when I’ve been caught.
It turned out she smelled the ‘cheese’ flavored rice crackers I was eating. I don’t know that I want to eat these any more.
LOL!! In college, we used to eat some… flavorful snacks. Chili-cheese fritos and spicy pork skins. Both of them became known as “Bag O’ Farts” due to their… unique aroma (even before they were digested).