No, I’m not talking about counterfeit money, I’m talking about Michael Dell.
I think he must have given a raise to the genius that thought they should
add printers to their lineup of products.
Why would Michael Dell give some of his precious money away?
Because I can only get ink from his company.
With the new laptop I’m getting from Dell came a ‘free printer.’
Free as in we’ll send you the bloated plastic shape that accepts the ink cartridges and then when I want to print something I have to send them money.
The box came with ink cartridges mind you, but if I want more ink, you must buy it from Dell.

I think that Michael Dell should buy stock in some analgesic company because
the headaches he’s going to cause will make acetaminophen, ibuprophen,
codeine and morphine popular drugs.
Imagine needing to print out a report at night for a class paper and then discovering half way through your 100 page paper’s printing that you’re in need of ink.
Michael Dell will not be able to sell you any ink at Office Mac’s, nope, you’ll have to get it from him.
It’s easier to get the morphine and codeine than it is to get the ink.

Thanks Michael Dell!

Randy “Militant” Peterman