Jessica is clever. She’s got it in for a contestant on American Idol. She can’t stand the Sanjaya fellow. He’s Hawaiian, which would normally be a plus, but he’s like the Hawaiian version of Michael Jackson, which is a major minus. Wait, he’s not like Michael Jackson in the dancing department, he’s like Michael Jackson in the weirdness department. He doesn’t even sing as well as Micheal Jackson (the 12 year old Michael Jackson, not the one who is in the media now periodically for doing strange things like converting to Islam, touching little boys in naughty ways, and of course having almost as much plastic surgery as the now gone Anna Nicole Smith [whose body was probably no where near deteriorating at the time of her burial]). Sanjaya just gets Jessica’s dander up, and she’s allergic to dander.
So Jessica’s scheme is to call in next week from our phones and vote for the second stinkiest performer (probably that Phil guy) who is male. 15 votes for Phil is 15 votes that can’t go to Sanjaya. Of course once Jessica votes Sanjaya off of the island, she’ll be after Phil. And Phil – you don’t want her after you like that, I’ve seen her game face and she’ll take you out.
Oh, and I predict here and now that Melinda will take the American Idol competition no matter how good Chris Sligh is.
THANK YOU!!! My ears bleed every time Sanjaya sings. And I think Sanjaya is Indian, from India, and he’s got a strong ethnic contingency behind him. Anyhoo, please go after Chris Sligh next. I don’t care if he’s supposed to be a Christian. He’s obnoxious and ruins every song he sings.
Okay, tirade over.
Erin
Sanjaya is actually Hawaiian according to his interview from a few weeks ago when he hula danced. I, too, thought he looked Indian, but I’ve found that my ‘white’ eyes have a harder time distinguishing various ethnicities from the Polynesian [and apparently Asian] regions.