Have you seen the commercial with all of the foods with holes in them? Its a commercial for a fiber supplement. Its a commercial for a fiber supplement you put in other foods. Its a commercial for a fiber supplement that they suggest you put in spaghetti! If God wanted fiber in my spaghetti He would have put celery in my spaghetti. And cookies need fiber, too. Don’t forget that. You need more fiber in your yoghurt, your milk, your ice cream and your steak. Fiber is apparently the other, other, other white meat.
Pardon me, I’ve gotta run. Get it? Run? The runs? Fiber. Nevermind.