Tonight’s super-star was a girl who couldn’t have been more than 11 or 12 years old. She cried during several of the performances. How do I know? Because when she was crying the camera crew was on her. She got more attention than the artists when she turned on the water works.
Congratulations Ashley (Ryan Seacrest asked her name) for rocking America with your tears of joy. It was truly like the British invasion video footage I have seen of teen girls crying over the Beatles.
I’d cry too if the camera caught me in the audience of that crappy show. “My mom dragged me here and now all my friends are going to think I actually like this garbage. WAAAAAHHH!”