That’s The Fork Calling the Knife Cutlery

In what is an ironic twist of science meets computers meets religion a “scientist” used a “computer program” to determine the origins of “religion” in “Michigan”. You can read an article about it here if you want to. I’ll pick some excerpts to poke holes in or poke fun of below in case out of context quotes are your thing:

The model assumes, in other words, that a small number of people have a genetic predisposition to communicate unverifiable information to others.

I got confused when I read this line because I was pretty sure this was the definition of journalism. Clearly the journalist who wrote this has the intellect to determine that because no time machine has been invented and mass produced and marketed yet that one of the clear issues this concept faces is that a computer program does not equal verifiable information. It also indicates that when you use the word assume, and the author does, that you’re not using facts, you’re using assumptions. I’m going to assume the author is a chimpanzee, though this is not a fact, it is merely an assumption. Or the author has a religious gene, but its being portrayed in the temple of the media.

The model looks at the reproductive success of the two sorts of people – those who pass on real information, and those who pass on unreal information.

Here the author is clearly implying things about people with marketing degrees and those who blog. Marketing bunks and bloggers debunk, right?! Don’t sell them what they need, sell them what they want. Or maybe this is a typo and he meant ‘reel information’ and ‘unreal information’ as a euphemism to fishing stories involving fish that get bigger and bigger. I can’t tell.

“[Now] you can be a Lutheran one week and decide the following week you are going to become a Buddhist.”

Ah, the classic argument about the issue of ‘being’. Philosophy at its finest. If you’re being a doctor and then the next week you are being a mechanic you better not force your co-workers to call you doctor when you’re tinkering with transmissions. And if you get sweaty on your brow asking bubba to come over and wipe your forehead like you might request a nurse to do is just out of the question 😉 But seriously, being a Lutheran and then being a Buddhist the next week is improbable if you’re truly being something. The change will more than likely be gradual and involve a disinterest rather than be this quick. A quote of generalization about religious attitudes from a less religious professional does not a good article make. Unless of course you want to pass along unverifiable information to people because of a genetic disposition. In which case those pants make you look fat, Mr. Callaway. I can’t prove it, but I’m willing to publish it on the internet for religious reasons – its in your jeans.

Stay Away From My Space

A friend’s friend’s mom [you have to love indirection] used MySpace to email (which isn’t technically email) to ask if the friend’s employer, a clothing store, had any new nightgowns in stock. That can only be more awkward if its your own mother. Note to world: children and their friends, no matter their age, should not be involved in that part of your life. That sort of clothing choice is only appropriate for your spouse and the strangers that work at the stores whose nametag you don’t read and whose faces you try to forget.

More Web Developers Choose Crack Over Any Other Browser!

I have spent far too much time on ‘fixing’ a bug that only happens in Internet Explorer (AKA Internet Exploder).  Here’s a run-down on the problem:

1) Use math to figure out where something should show up on the screen

2) Test in Firefox – works!

3) Test in IE7 – Fail!

4) Remove rational math that appears to make sense and replace it with nonsense – works in IE7, fails in Firefox because Firefox isn’t as buggy

What I don’t get is that more people use Internet Explorer and its older.  Why does the new browser have to work better, smarter, faster and cleaner?  Thanks for reading my whine.

IE7 hack  post mortem: in Firefox, use math.  In IE6 & IE7 use meth.

They’re Merely Five and Two

Tonight we went looking for a present for Jessica’s upcoming thirtieth birthday.  Abby and Evie and I went out on the ‘hunt.’  Abby kept eyeing rather expensive jewelry at the Target.  “That looks beautiful, lets get that!.”  I had to gently tell her no because the budget was not in the $120 range for the girls’ gift.  Evie liked everything that sparkled.  Upon discovering that Target didn’t have anything but a Wii, which I wanted to buy “for Jessica” but did not, we headed off to Kohl’s to find some jewelry there at Abby’s request.

At Kohls she spotted a pair of ear rings that had a strand of rainbow colored glass embedded in them.  A rainbow that certainly catches the eyes of the young onlookers.  I totally disappointed her by saying that mommy would probably not have an outfit to go with the ear rings.  Needless to say we did not find any jewelry at Kohl’s either because what the five year old liked the two year old didn’t like.  What the five and two year old liked daddy didn’t like.  And what daddy liked the five and two year old were sure would make mom look ‘boring’.  Next time we go out I’m bringing cash and eash one of them will get to pay for their respective gifts, and it’ll help them learn that the $400.00 necklace is really out of their reach.

We walked to the register with Abby telling me that she had enough money in her piggy bank at home for the gift she wished we were buying.  I love her confidence, we just need to work on the financial math 🙂

Pardon Me, Microsoft, But Would You Mind Implementing Your Own Technology?

I have tried two days in a row now to download the Windows Mobile 5 or 6 SDK.  Tried.  I have succeeded to actually download files, larger files that take some time to download.  Except that when I download the large files and try to execute the installers it warns me.  It warns me to keep me safe from bad files containing viruses.  It warns me that all hellfire and brimstone might take place due to the dangerous files that are encased in the cryptic MSI file.  It tells me that I cannot execute the installers – which I need for work – because it has an unknown publisher.  Clicking on the publisher link on the dialog shows that it is in fact Microsoft.  The author of the warning sofware is Microsoft.  The author of the SDK is Microsoft.  Microsoft department number one, would you please talk to department number two and make sure that your stuff works nicely with itself?

Thanks!

WordPress 2.5: A Review

I’ve been using WordPress 2.5 for about three days now.  Wow.  If WordPress was arguably the best blogging software before, now its light years ahead of anything I’ve seen before.  Between the fine folks at Happy Cog working on the User Interface (UI), the quality of the performance improvements, and the fact that WordPress is so carefully thought about by Automattic, its just a fantastic release.  An amazing release.

I switched to WordPress back when it was version 1.2 from a home-rolled solution that was just getting me by.  WordPress was a big improvement to what I was using then, now its become even more impressive with the improved usability and added functionality to let users add in multi-media functionality and really take their sites from fun to a fun-fest.  If I could add anything to WordPress it would simply be the barbecue that Matt mentions periodically on his posts.

If you haven’t upgraded your installation, you should wait for the final release, backup your data, and then install the latest version.  Its worth every moment of the five second upgrade path.  Then get yourself some ‘Q’.

Irony

This is kinda geeky, but it was funny for my programmers brain. A short bit from my IM conversation with a friend, Matt:

Randy: I installed IE8 beta last night: it really screws with everything because it is set to ‘standards mode’ by default now and every website on the planet has IE hacks 🙂
Randy: It is also clunky and slow 🙂
Matt: Well that’s just great.
Matt: I’ll have to take a look later.
Matt: Maybe we can detect it and set isIE = false and isMoz=true.

Sitting in the Waiting Room

My brain is still on vacation due to the last remaining strains of this cold I’ve had. After a week and a few days I had hoped I would be over this stupid thing. I somehow feel like its a side effect of running Windows or something. My anti-virus didn’t catch something.

Either way: we’re feeling somewhat better around here, its just that we’re not all better all the way. Evie and Abby will run and jump and play no matter what they feel like (other than the flu, which causes Evie to snuggle me just long enough to throw up on me), but they do sound mostly better. If all goes well they’ll be right as rain tomorrow and we’ll have to velcro them back up onto the wall in intervals to have things be quiet again 🙂

iTunes Movie Rentals: Patience in Zeros and Ones

I just started a download of a kids movie for the girls to watch on our way home from Washington next Tuesday.  It is a good thing I started the download today because its going to take the next six hours over this DSL connection to download the movie.  Granted its nearly one gigabyte in size, but great googly-moogly that’s a long download time.

I’ll try it again at home once we get there and see what the download speed looks like on my slightly faster connection.  I predict that unless people plan on renting in the morning and watching in the evening this service, too, will flounder and movie rentals will still be free from other file sharing networks because the quality may be lower, but the speed will potentially be faster.  Of course I could be wrong and this will be the next big thing in digital media.

Update: after an hours time the process has climbed to an estimated eleven hours.  11, ten plus one, or longer – however you prefer it.