Abby was bugging her grandma this morning and I told her to stop bugging her or I’d spank her read end [not intensely, and with a laugh so she knew she just needed to quit bugging grandma].

Abby laughed and said, “I don’t have a rear-end.”

I told her to come here so I could show her where her rear-end was.

“No thanks,” was her reply.

Dang, she’s getting smarter and smarter soon she’ll be showing me how to use the computers 😉