10 Useless Things in Order of Importance

  1. Calamari
  2. The Clapper
  3. Paper Chinese Take-out boxes
  4. The phrase “angels on the head of a needle”
  5. The Book of Norman
  6. Sensationalistic Media
  7. The Home Shopping Network
  8. Bright Spandex workout clothes from the 80’s
  9. Urinary Tract infections
  10. Robert Tilton