Harrison Ford, Mr. Han Solo, Indiana Jones, Jack Ryan, amnesiatic (Regarding Henry), a fugative, Mr. Larrabee, and a lame real estate agent in Hollywood Homicide (HH).
I can’t believe that he is in this movie.
Actually, I haven’t seen many of the movies he’s been in, but this was a real ‘winner.’
Winner of the Randy is Sad He Saw It award.
This award is not handed out to just anyone, but only the worst.
You have to try to make movies that are weak, have little to no plot line, and rely on cheap jokes.
That’s why Malibu’s Most Wanted won it last year, but this year (even though it was released last year) the movie that is in the lead is HH.

Fortunately there are good parts of the movie, like when… um, hold on, let me think of a good part.
Oh, well, never mind.
There aren’t good parts, and I wouldn’t recommend seeing it.
But you already knew that, I only put bad movies up here.

-Randy

Footnotes

* Ratings are from 0 to 1, this is a fractional scale. Odds are You won’t see me ever give a ‘1.0’ on any occasion, however, it could happen.