I got a new printer last night.  The reason that I might need a printer is that data trapped inside of a computer is often useless unless you can gather a large amount of people around your computer, get them their own computers with the same data, or transfer it to them over the Matrix.  Since I can’t afford a connection to the Matrix I took the cheap way out.

My old printer wasn’t old, it was barely over one year old when it stopped working.  I don’t believe it was an equal rights thing, it just quit working because the fine employees at HP computers worked their backsides off and still didn’t produce the printer that would have worked its backside off.  I have to now find a place that will allow me to recycle the printer so that folks can disassemble it and turn it into lawn clippings or some such nonsense.

The new printer has fax capabilities built in.  I feel so 1988.