I wrote this post already, only the dogs of the internets deemed it not capable of going up.  Further, I have enhanced this poste with more miss spellings [no, not Tori].  My mother turned older than five months yesterday, and since you are not supposed to ask someone older than five months how old they are I will simply say that I am turning 29 in one week and she is older than me. We went to dinner last night with my parents to celebate.  I have posted a few pishdurs bellow [SIC].