Girls of the Gap

Playboy is looking for more women to be turned into cheap eye-candy. I’m pretty certain that someone at the Gap is willing to throw of their inhibitions, and clothes, and be photographed so that guys can look at them naked, and then once they’ve seen that, a few will see them in person (while hopefully they’re wearing some clothes) and then harras and hound them so as to make them feel awkward. Ahh, but getting a discount on jeans is not enough for some people, they want to show off what their mom and dad gave them so that their mom and dad can be utterly embarrassed. Yeah, that’ll be good for all sorts of morale at the threads retailer… “Why buy our clothes, obviously our employees aren’t wearing them.” You’re fired.