So today at lunch I ventured outside (which is rare for me, I live in the basement usually most of the day whilst I code) and took a bike ride to try to get a bit of a tan for next week’s outdoor adventures in Texas. I saw a doe. Unless is was a gay buck, but I digress. How cool is it to see wildlife? I was close to the Cherry Creek Reservoir, so it wasn’t as if the doe was in my front yard.

I asked the doe to please stay where she was at because I found her appealing and attractive. She looked at me and said, “you’re not my type,” and then ran away. I get this reaction from lots of folks so I wasn’t too worried. However, a female counterpart of the humanish species was walking down the street and threw a glass bottle in front of me! She was young, and her parents should probably be jailed for letting her out unsupervised at that age, but she threw it down on the road in front of me. Fortunately it did not break, but I was ready to call the cops and have her hauled to Juvinile Detention for assault and bottlery.

Anyway, I was pleased to see the doe and hope that I see more wildlife on my lunch adventures in the future.