I’m Going To the Bathroom

Not literally. Not now at least. However, in an effort to help Abby feel really comfortable with blurting out that it was potty time I’ve gotten into the somewhat regular habbit of announcing that now is the time for me to go potty. I will say, “Mommy (Jessica), I need to go potty.” And Jessica will promtply encourage me to hurry (get to the potty before we have an accident). It’s wonderful, Abby takes it all in and ignores it when she needs to go potty.

I feel like a good parent at least setting a good example of public proclamation.

Logo Design

As a person who works in graphics design periodically I am amazed as I see logos in places that don’t communicate a good image. For example there is a broadband provider that has an employee in our apartment complex. This person drives a company van that has a really bad logo on the side. The logo for the company is a mesh between the ying-yang symbol (or yin-yang or yin-yang or the may ways I found it spelled on the web) and the head of a rhino. Yes, a beast not known for intelligence or anything overly amazing (other than a cool horn setup that must have made Louis Armstrong moderately jealous) is blended in with a symbol for balance between good an evil. While I’ve seen the good and evil of broadband I would in no way consider it representative of a balance of good and evil. I also don’t see rhinos as a great symbol of broadband… maybe I can be enlightened about how this symbolism works.

Furthermore how do rhinos and the balance between good and evil complement one another. I don’t think of rhinos as good or evil, more like a neutral party on the battlefield that when antagonized will probably rip you a new whole in the seat of your pants. And as far as the ying-yang goes I’d like to see good outweigh evil hands down. In fact, as a Christian I believe that good (God) will banish evil in the end. However, my theology aside, this logo doesn’t work for the product. It doesn’t say ‘technology’ it says ‘Eastern philosopy meats slow horny herbivores.’

Before I make fun of others let me defend my own logo’s design (just in case some of you are thinking, “Dude, you’re a hypocrate,” or, “I don’t say, ‘dude.'”) because it too is not particularly technology oriented. However, it does convey the Rocky mountain range (which I live in) and it does convery a pinnacle, which I live in, too. It also shows a peak which conveys quality in workmanship and design.

Logos should convey something or have some symbolism that shows continuity. Larger corporations are able to do market surveys on logos making sure that customers and clients understand the logo, but if you can’t afford survey work consider at least presenting the logo to as wide a group as possible that you come into contact with. Don’t ask, “Does this look good?” as the first question because looking good and being appropriate for your business are not the same thing. In fact the first question I would ask is, “What does this image make you think of?” If the words that the image brings are not words you want associated with your business then you’ll want to consider another logo. Also consider color which can mean different things in different cultures.

Lastly, consider other corporate logos that are not what you’d think of for logos:

These logos are brands people recognize without a lot of extra swooshing, ‘globing’ or otherwise trendy emblems. Look at the modification of the simple text as a major part of the brand look. IBM is just text with lines through it (or text made from lines, depending on how you look at it). Microsoft, other than having a little corner out of the text is just text. Amazon’s simple ‘smile’ that is attached to the name really signifies what they’re after: customer satisfaction. Dell’s tilted ‘E’ in no way reduces readability but presents a different letter making the logo stick in your brain just a little better than ‘DELL’ would.

Twister

The Kaes’ kids are here and they’re playing Twister, the problem is that Abby is pulling on the plastic mat so that they keep losing balance. Now that’s funny!

Anniversary Tomorrow

October 3rd is our anniversary. We’ll be married six years tomorrow. Jessica is an incredible wife and mother. The Lord has really blessed me to be married to this woman with this daughter living in this apartment in this state in this country. Makes me not want to buy a trip on the Virgin commercial space flight 🙂

New Grill

Thank you to those who pitched in for the new grill. It works great! I have grilled several things on the grill to Jessica’s delight, Abby’s dismay [I won’t let her come out onto the patio while the grill is on] and to the very extent of my cullinary skillz. I can’t wait to do shish-ka-bobs (who came up with that name? That’s just funky) on it because those are always quite the treat. Yesterday Tony grilled the steaks he got for a present from his in-laws, so we’ll see how he feels about Omaha steaks. Unfortunately I’ve been ruined by Ruth’s Chris so I can never have a ‘regular’ steak and enjoy it on the same level… they cook it there the way I like it: at 1,800 degrees. Maybe in a couple of years, after we get settled into our house (that we’re planning on buying some day) I can make a special furnace for cooking steaks at 1,800 degrees as well as reinact the biblical story of Shadrack, Mishack and Abednego 🙂

The only downside to this grill so far is the $54.00 I had to pay for the gas cannister (there’s an exchange program so that after this it’ll be approximately $20.00 to exchange an empty tank for a full one). Good thing the tanks last a long time!

Thanks again for the great birthday surprise I was expecting a half-knit teal uni-sex sweater with a zig-zag collar… this far exceded my expectations 😉

2004 Presidential Debate Critique

I am not so naive to think that the debates were useful for anything more than swaying the dumbed down masses who somehow have not been jaded by a co-worker, relative or commercial to date. However, when I read Top 10 Secrets They Don’t Want You to Know About the Debates I was even more dissappointed. Who lost during these ‘debates’? The American public. Bush and Kerry both win with the goofy contract that exists in the debates.

Bush stuttered. Kerry spun. Bush spun and Kerry shifted. Americans watched two candidates spew lies, garbage and verbal diarhea for 90 minutes. The best part of the television was the fact that it was not interrupted with commercials. Unless of course you consider the fact that it is one big commercial for the presidents. Since the ‘debate’ doesn’t follow a true debate format and since most Americans are not familiar with debate format (including myself, I’ve only been to a few debates) it really doesn’t surpise me that people accept it as legit.

I was really saddened by the ‘everyman’ and ‘everywoman’ interviews they had this morning on the ‘news.’ People were absolutely spineless and wishy-washy (Which is of course due to selective editing by the producsers of the shows, or the journalists doing the interviews). Not one person that I saw interviewed said anything about truth, asked questions about spinning and honesty, or asked for the debates to cover issues that are critical to this nation, not Iraq or North Korea! When Kerry ignores the religious implications of the middle east he shows his diplomatic ignorance and when Bush spits out the same old lines about going to war with Iraq (though I believe removing Saddam was a good idea – he is a wicked modern Stalin or Hitler) we get nothing new from the candidates and further the ignorance of the American citizen.

Can we please get a real debate or some real candidates?

Busy Kitties

Busy Kitties is a book by John Schindel with photographs by Sean Franzen [but it at Amazon.com]. I have known Sean since the fourth grade and he’s an amazing photographer. Sean’s involvement in this book was pretty cool. I’ve known various published authors from seminary but it’s neat to know someone involved with a kids book because it’s a totally different audience. Sean’s pictures are great, but this is a board book mostly for toddlers so you’ll want to keep that in mind. I’m getting one for Abby 🙂 note: you can search for words on Amazon to see pictures of the book, I recommend the word ‘kitty.’

Camera Part II

Well, the camera finally arrived yesterday. OK, no it didn’t. The memory card did. That of course thrilled me like nothing else because that means had the camera come the memory wouldn’t have. Anyway, I called the company this morning to find out where my camera is and… this is not a religious or racial issue… due to the Jewish holiday Succot (The Feast of Tabernacles) they’re closed. Now, how am I supposed to deal with that? I can’t be upset for them letting their employees off for Succot, that’s just wrong, but I’m really steamed about not having my camera yet. Either way, the Lord has a time for the camera to arrive… it’s just not today or this week.

Update: I contacted DHL and the gal Kristen that I spoke to was very helpful. She’s innitiated an investigation into the location of the package. She’ll be getting back to me within 24 hours if the camera package is found anywhere in the US. Good things.

Happy Birthday Tony and Josh

Happy Birthday to Tony Nuzzi and his son Josh who share the same birthday. I remember sitting in Josh’s room one morning in Austin while Tony and Erin slept while Josh was just a baby… but he’s not any more! And Tony, I remember being in the same room as him while at a youth retreat (believe it or not we were trusted as chaparones) and thinking, “Dude, somebody in this room needs Beano!”