Unblog

I wasn’t thinking yesterday that usually life is empty of things that keep us bored. We never lose ourselves in a passionate flare of laziness. So, with that out of mind I thought I should start keeping track of things I’m not doing. For example today I have not (so far)

  • Found weapons of Mass destruction [though my two year old is a ‘weapon’ of minor destruction]
  • Starved to death
  • Taken up smoking
  • Tried to quit smoking
  • Built a house
  • Climbed the light post outside of my apartment
  • Gotten pregnant
  • Chased my tail
  • Driven anywhere
  • Driven my wife crazy

Life is full of things we haven’t done. What haven’t you done today?