If you’re like my wife, you’re married to me. In which case I’m either Mormon or a patriarch. Or, if you’re like my wife in other ways you like Alias, the show about a female CIA agent who was secretly tricked several seasons ago into thinking that she worked for the agency under a top-secret part of the agency that was not really the agency. If you can’t quite follow that I’d restate it this way: the show’s about treachery, computer technology that could not possibly work, and off-screen romance. It’s like a soap opera without the return of actors from the dead. Oh, wait, there are returning actors from the dead in Alias, too. Oh, and they punch, kick and perform unwanted dental work on one another.

Anyway, Alias is having its last episode tonight and Brian and Jillia are getting together with Jessica to watch the last episode. Don’t even think about calling around 8:00 PM or later tonight unless its an emergency or you’re the executives from ABC calling to say that you’re not moving Alias to start in January 2005. Actually, I thank you for this since I’ll get my wife back on Sunday nights 😉