I took the Honda Civic into the body shop this morning.
We get a rental car for the time between now and when the car is done.
It’s a Volvo S40 (I think).
However, when I sat down the seat felt kinda warm.
You know the feeling of when you walk into a room, sit down on a chair and it’s warm?
I don’t know about you, but I don’t care for that feeling.
It makes me think that someone might have passed wind and then escaped trying to hide their guilt.
However, I discovered that Volvo has got seat warmers in the car.

I have a hard time considering this a luxury when in fact I’m really just feally awkward.
Maybe its really my own problem, but I have to say that if I ever owned a car with heated seats I’d never turn them on so that I could drive down the road without feeling like everyone was staring at me thinking, “Was it Him?”

Randy “Hot Pants” Peterman