Today is Friday the 26th, which is like Friday the 13th x 2. So instead of being scared and supersticious, I challenge you to go out and walk under ladders, meddle with black cats and break several mirrors. Since today is the 26th and you are feeling adventurous, go ahead and drive 2 x the speed limit. If the police catch you, tell them its Friday the 26th and that things are twice as safe as they would normally be on Friday the 13th.
Other things you might want to try on this day of guaranteed safety:
- Run with scissors
- Use that canned food that has high signs of botulism
- Get Botox, maybe your face will look younger and still move.
- Go to Trinidad, CO and play a game of ‘guess their original gender’ with a megaphone*
Or, you could just go about your life in a normal fashion. But I don’t know much about fashion.
* Trinidad is the sex change capital of the world. But if you play this game get someone else to video record it, because that would be hilarious!