I have found the cure to one of the world’s largest problems! But first let me explain that simethicone is not like silicone. I don’t suggest that people looking to enhance their bossoms ask about getting simethicone implants. That would be, um, counter productive. However, some guys and gals deal with gas. Lots of it. Larger than normal amounts of gas. It can be embarrasing. So instead of getting products like the Flat-D that merely remove the odor of gas why don’t doctors do simethicone implants?

The doctor could go in with a minor surgery, insert a simethicone implant into the gastrointestinal tract and voila! Not as much gas. I’m sure they’ll be all the rage. Some men may suddenly find that women don’t flee when they enter the room. Women will want their husbands to get this so that they may sleep in the same room again. I swear this is going to be a medical breakthrough 😉