Environmentalists are excited about the new International CXT. This truck like beast is larger and more expensive than most Hummers, and even some houses. However, and this is whey the environmentalists are happy: it can haul 20,000 tons. Shanaia Buttercup was quoted as saying,
“We hope to use these to be able to haul more demonstrators out to nuclear power plants and dairy farms where much of the worlds polution really comes from.”
The new CXT shads for Crazy Texans (XT is TX Backwards), which is the primary market for the new truck. An International spokesperson said, “Texas buys more trucks than any other country in the union. We expect to see these trucks lifted, with even larger tires and with custom mud flaps reading, ‘Mine’s bigger than yours.’ within no time.”
Detroit big-wigs have not released any statements on how they think this will affect sales of the Ford Excursion, GM Suburban or GM’s other trucks the H1 and H2.
I just think they’re retarded 🙂
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I’m from Texas and I drive a truck and I definitely not be buying one of those monsters… I don’t think anyone here will want that thing.
Remember it’s satire. I lived in Texas 5 years (or just shy of that) and my daugher was born there. I just noticed more big trucks there than anywhere else in the USA (though in Denver there are a lot of off road trucks, too)