One thing I find highly interesting about the web is that as the season’s change so do the searches. Sure, I get the usual search for pr0n and various other things like man breasts and what not. However, before Halloween comes I start getting search referrers for people looking for various costume ideas.
So, not to disappoint people looking for ideas, here are my top then list of things I’d like people to dress up as for Halloween:
- Window Blinds
- A cup of coffee. Not a paper cup, but a nice ceramic cup.
- A bass guitar
- A closet
Things you may not dress up as:
Napoleon Dynamite – this is the former stage name of Elvis Costello, and of course a movie character, its too easy, think harder.
Mr. T. – This guy will soon be selling geritol – lets move on.
Paris Hilton – going around naked might very well get you arrested.