Top Ten Reasons Not To Do Ballet?

Please, I’m begging for your help.  In the comments please list off as many reasons you can think of that my 7 year old does not want to do ballet.  The person who gets closest to the real reason she gave us will get a gift card for $5.00 for Starbucks or Target or Walmart or some store you will use it at.  The only stipulation is that you must live in the US so I can send it to you.  Oh, and all answers have to be G-Rated.

5 thoughts on “Top Ten Reasons Not To Do Ballet?

  1. She’s too short.
    She’s too tall.
    It hurts her feet (it really will)
    Doesn’t like tutus
    Can’t jump high enough
    Doesn’t like to turn her feet into a plei
    Tired of having her hair in a bun.
    I’ll think of more later.

  2. Creates an obsession with body image.
    You have to spend a lot of time with prissy girls.
    Everyone else will be obsessed with your body.
    Broken toes, ankle, shin splits.
    Takes too long to get undressed to go to the bathroom.
    You have to wear a ton of makeup.
    You can’t eat lots of cookies and cakes and madelines.

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