Steve Ballmer Has Hypocrate Written All Across His Very Large Forehead

Not that marketing isn’t often filled with lies, half truths and gotchas, but Steve Ballmer is a goober [CEO of Microsoft]. For example, you can watch this video on YouTube of him making fun of the iPhone. He thinks that on-screen keyboards are bad for computers because its difficult to type (apparently he’s never heard of muscle memory). That silly iPhone has all of its interface, except for two buttons, built into the touch sensitive screen. Who would want that? Apparently Microsoft. Witness the Microsoft Ultra-Mobile PC. It has a touch screen keyboard, and gets fingerprints on it just like an iPhone, only it doesn’t make phone calls. I challenge Microsoft to make sure its not speaking out of both sides of its bank account next time.