Does anyone else feel slightly patronized because Rachel Ray now has more television shows than Kelly Ripa, more cookbooks than Julia Childs, and since that’s not enough you can now buy her custom mix albums from amazon? I want her to sign my kidney if I ever need to have surgery in that region of my body. I’m certain that she’ll be offering that service by the time she has completed selling her soul to S@t@n [or 0pr@h, whichever one offers her the most money]. I’m sure that these opportunities sound good to her, but the truth of the matter is that eventually you have diluted your brand to the point where no one will buy the Rachel Ray model of the Gazelle workout machine. Or your Rachel Ray & George Foreman dually signed lean mean fat cooking machine. And you will know that the apocalypse is upon us when she co-authors something with Martha Stewart.
Disclaimer: if you click on the link to the amazon.com page that sells her album I will not make money on this. Your purchase will be anonymous. But I will possibly die laughing if someone buys it. And then this site will cease to exist because Jessica just isn’t into blogging.
Please be nice to Rachel. She is quite possibly the most talented over-exposed celebrity television cooking and home decor diva of the nascent century. The way you talk you would think she is Suzanne Somers.