Yeah, so this morning I made some assumptions about how things were going to go down, but they didn’t. So instead this was my breakfast. Yum.

Pretzels are good for you for breakfast because their sodium content is enough to draw out the water from your body. Wait, that’s not good for you at all! Ahh! I should have gone with the bacon, cheese, fat breakfast burrito instead with a side-order of oil-saturated re-constituted potato (bi-)products.