My wife’s cousin’s son, 3 years old, was being watched by his grandma. She was putting him to bed and he looked up at her and said, “I’m mad at you.”

She asked why, to which he replied, “I’ll give you some candy if you let me play.”

She declined the bribe and said he should go back to bed. Then, in true form he said, “Fine. I don’t have any candy anyway.”

Classic!