One of the folks from the mortgage place I’m using called me asking to confirm employment. They asked to speak to a co-worker. I should have said, “Hold on,” and then pretended to be someone else. However, I told her the truth: I’m self-employed. For every opportunity I have to be goofy I probably only take 1 out of 20 simply because I think of the ‘funny part’ too late. When will I learn?