Dear Camera,
Today I saw the case you normally ride in. It was empty and I missed you. I wanted to take you out and shoot something with you but there were no objects to shoot and there was no camera to shoot with. I hope that the nice people at FedEx Ground are taking good care of you. The man that packed you up sounded like a nice guy and he seemed to know what he was doing, but I hope that he’s not a mentally-sick fellow who wanted to hurt me because I was wearing a reddish-maroon sweatshirt with the word ‘Hoosiers’ on it. I wonder if he misread it and thought it said ‘hosers’ on it and therefore thought I was making fun of him. If that’s the case you’re doomed – I’m sorry for wearing the ‘hosers’ sweatshirt now because it may have put your fragile little lense in danger.

Of course maybe he was just a really nice guy just charging me for breathing FedEx-Kinko’s air. I hope that the air that is in the bubble wrap that he was going to use was from outside of FedEx-Kinko’s so that I could not have to pay for that air, too.

Greenwood Village is a little overcast today… wish you were here.