A scene from Jeopardy I could only imagine:
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Alex Trebeck: “A thing you always associate with www.RandyPeterman.com.”
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Ken Jennings: “What is ‘fort worth security guard needs?'”
Alex Trebeck: “That is correct, please select the next category.”
Ken Jennings: “I’ll take extremely bizarre Mormon rituals for $1,000.”
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For some reason someone searched for “fort worth security guard needs” and it linked to my site. Yeah, I really have passionate posts about that!