Things NOT to Search For

OK, so a while back I made a list of things that you might want to dress up as for halloween. Here’s a list of things people have searched for and arrived here because the search engine associated it with this blog. I repeat to you the title, these are things you do not want to search for. Why people did, I don’t know.

  1. overflowing diapers
  2. Anything to do with the Women of Walmart or the Women of Home Depot
  3. amish in the city desktop wallpaper
  4. what does “aol for broadband” give me [a head-ache]
  5. preciuos moment coloring book
  6. white castle meat
  7. news about operah and jury duties [because that’s not how you spell Oprah and for goodness sakes, she’s a U.S. Citizen, let her serve on a jury!]
  8. actress bowel movement [I don’t want to know why you’d search for that]
  9. doc ock arms schematic
  10. More Rumspringer[sic] [What was wrong with the first Rumschpringe]
  11. war on the infadels [I shutter to think what this would bring]
  12. soccer head butt brain [A total second grade insult, “You soccer-head-butt-brain!”]
  13. barney purple dinosaur for hire michigan [No-o-o-o-o!]
  14. potty training in 1 day [Are you out of your mind? That’s impossible]
  15. “john edwards”, cute [is someone looking for an affair?]
  16. satire [it’s called Freaky Friday!!]
  17. “wearing a bikini top” [Don’t.]
  18. climbing [climbing what? The walls? Mountains? Into your high chair?]
  19. fort worth security guard needs

Sorry if some of that is a little off-color, I don’t think it was questionable unless you’re questioning why someone would search for those things.