This post came to me from nowhere. My mom is not inclined to lie about me. But it seems funny to me now to write this:
- Randy was always clean and organized, his room was always tidy, I never had to remind him
- Randy has always been a good manager of his money, he never spent his money frivolously on baseball cards
- Randy never said anything embarrassing with his mouth such as calling his grandmother fat
- Randy was such a mild-mannered child and always obeyed
- Randy always finished things he was supposed to do, like homework, chores and writing thank you cards
The truth is that I was a pig until I finally moved out and then I was still a pig until we had people over, then we figured out that my pigginess was probably a bad thing. I’ve never been a good manager of money and am now reaping the rewards of that. I’ve said so many stupid things in my life its just amazing I’m still alive. I’ve had a strong opinion about everything, except for politics and religion. I would disobey my mom like crazy, but my dad had me good & scared 🙂 [ok, not that scared]. I never finished many, many things, the last big thing I never finished was my parent’s house getting painted. I owed them money for a small car accident (the other car was small compared to the Suburban), when my brother bought the house from my parents… he wasn’t happy with me either 🙂