Why Dyson’s Suck

My sister brought over her vacuum this evening.  Due to a mixup in communication.  She kindly left it for us to try out.  Here are ten reasons why no one should buy a Dyson:

  1. You like a vacuum that has no suction power
  2. You like to wrestle with suction tubes
  3. You like to leave junk in and on your carpet
  4. You like to wrestle with vacuum bags and get dust all over the place due to that wrestling
  5. You like to replace vacuum bags
  6. You hate to clean your stairs and making it painful will keep that hate alive
  7. You like vacuums that are designed poorly
  8. Easy to clean vacuums that clean easily sound too good to be true
  9. You like vacuums that don’t have a powerful suction power
  10. You’re me and you don’t have enough money right now

I loved this vacuum.  I’m going to save up and get one.

3 thoughts on “Why Dyson’s Suck

  1. Ok, so now I’m jealous of Becky, and when you get one, I will be jealous of you! I want one first!

  2. We’ve had a Dyson upright for several years now and I’m quite certain that Darlene is “ruined”. 🙂 They’ve actually come out with a hand-held version (read: Dustbuster style) but it looks an awful lot like a hand-held Photon launcher so I’m afraid that we might end up fighting over who gets to use it.

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