Jessica’s Trashy Husband

Jessica came in after having been out getting Abby’s dress tailored and asked, “Did you miss the garbage collection?”  Which turned out to be a silly question to ask.  It was silly because missing would have implied that I had attempted to get the garbage to the curb.  Instead this morning I got up and went straight to work and didn’t even once think of the garbage needing to go out.  Now this afternoon the sense of humor of God showed up as iTunes played the song ‘Trash Can Darling’.  Yup, that’s me.  Oh, the irony.