Jessica and I are celebrating our universary today. That is to say that today, or tonight, at approximately 10:20 PM mountaint time we will have been going out for 11 years. It was actually closer to 9:20 Pacific time that I asked her to go out with me, but we’re ahead a time zone so I had to bump the hour upt for scientific accuracy. Jessica was so nervous that she asked her mom if she thought it was a good idea for her to risk her friendship with me because if the boyfriend/girlfriend thing didn’t work out she didn’t want to lose a friend. Of course this tidbit of information made me think things wouldn’t last longer than 2 weeks, but I was wrong and now we’ve been ‘more than friends’ for 11 years. I can only imagine what the next 11 years will be like. Abby will be 14, Evie will be 11, and I’ll be 39. Jessica will be a gorgeous 38 and Goldy the goldfish will more than likely be flushed. However, we’re a happy family and after 11 years of being together I can say that I am thankful to God each and every day for my bride 🙂

Oh, and the rumors are all lies, I never married my sister [MP3].