I’m sunk. I’ve hit an all time low. I gotta eats me some Cheez-Its. Get your own box. Abby, Evy and Jessica don’t stand a chance, I will eat them quicker than they could get into them. As a provider for my family this is a humiliating confession, but I have to eat these small, square, orange bits of cheezy love.

There is hope though, I hear that Hi-Ho’s are also good and can offer an alternative addiction…