Matt writes that milk gives him a pretty serious feeling of time passing.

You know, my daughter will be 2 tomorrow and she drinks so much milk (my wife insists it is good for her, something about strong bones and lots of calcium) and so the milk never spoils before we drink it. But like a smoker with smoking, it’s hard for me to quit looking at the date when I buy it. Does that make me a milk dater? 🙂

[later at my MDA meeting]
"My Name is Randy Peterman and I date milk."
"Good Randy, admitting you have a problem is the first step"
"It’s just so hard! If I don’t check the date I lie awake at night thinking: Don’t cry over spoiled milk. It’s just no use."

I have a problem.