This is the seven hundredth post on this blog. Surely a milestone, and for a few, a millstone. For others this blog is more like plucking eye brows. And, as is evidenced by my referrer links, this blog is like a ‘Samurai Costume,’ ‘I was a teenager,’ and of course the dead obvious, ‘ballerina needs to go potty.’ In the end, what is this blog to you? Leave the answer in the comments.
Category Archives: Opinion
Mozilla Firefox Start Page
If you haven’t seen the new Firefox browser, give it a whirl, it’s stable as it ever has been, but it also is loaded with happy Googleness: Mozilla Firefox Start Page. What it immediately made me think, which I don’t know as fact (rumor reports are not normally part of this site): Mozilla.org could be getting funds from Google search ads. And you bet I hope that’s the case. If Google is sharing its income with those who will host ads on their sites, then why not with mozilla.org? Sure, it’s only a guess, but I hope so, because it would be a nice way to support mozilla.org.
Interdepartmental Handicap
I just paid off my Honda Civic, which feels good. However, the process for doing so was uber-retarded. I went online to Chase.com and logged into my account by typing in my username 530… Hey, don’t try to trick me into giving away sensitive information! Anyway, I logged in, and clicked on the (finally present) ‘Pay off my car’ link. There I was presented with a really old address that I lived at over two years ago. I happened to live there when I bought the car 4 years ago. The instructions on the web site were to call an 800 number and change my address information to make the payoff.
So I called.
I did the rigamaroll of automated touch tone systems and then waited online with a 30 second loop telling me how important I was but that I’d have to wait my turn. I waited for not very long, which was nice. Then the gal on the other end of the line (which is a bad term since I was on my cell phone) asked for security reasons for me to confirm my address. I did. She told me that was wrong. I chuckled and thought, “Silly people have our old Ash lane address.” I was wrong. Turns out they have our old, old Ash lane address from when we first moved onto Ash lane (we moved downt he street later). The problem is that I haven’t used that address in years and so I had to look it up in my files. So I finally got her approval with the ancient address and then she wanted to change my address. Which I appreciate. Except that she then wanted to send me out new monthly payment coupons.
I explained again that I just wanted to pay off my car. She said I couldn’t do that over the phone, but I could do it online and via mail. The problem is that the mail system works poorly because if my envelope with check enclosed arrives one day late, they’ll charge me 43 cents for that day. Which means I could literally almost own my car. I could have a loan on my car for 43 cents and sit waiting, wondering what the heck was going on because the mail took a day too long. So I logged in (while on the phone) to my account again and got told by the server that their was an error!. There was an error all right! My car loan was through Chase-Manhatten. That was the error. Ford Credit, who handled my Stratus load, was outstanding. They were the best financial organization I’ve worked with as far as online information, telephone support and prompt handling of payments.
In the end, I let the chase.com site do its thing and finally it stopped having the error and I was able to initialize the payment. I’m hoping that the electricity doesn’t mess up my transaction and I can just breathe easier knowing I’m getting to a place where I can just have one huge payment per month for my house.
The other thing that irritated me is that I had called to change my address on the phone at Chase a long time ago (before I moved to CO) and then I’d changed it online with their ‘online address changing form.’ That apparently is not related to the ‘We have your account under a really old address’ database that they handle things with for the phone department. Why have the same set of information, related to the same account, related to the same customer, stored in many databases, not accessible to the different departments and not manageable by the customer on your online account editing page? Why do that? Because you can. Because you’ve got your customers locked into your system and they can’t do a thing about it. Nice, huh?
[Note: I can’t wait to hear Trint‘s story about what he had happen to him that makes my story seem like a graceful financial transaction.]
Interesting Op-Ed
I have been amazed, amused and confused by various responses to Bush’s re-election this last week. My thoughts aside, which are pretty ho-hum, this Op-Ed article is quite fascinating.
I’m a generally conservative guy (but I’m not registered Republican, I’m ‘unaffiliated’ or some other non-sense term that means, “Please don’t pigeon hole me.”) and I’m not a closet Christian, but I’ve been flabbergasted that so many web sites and news blurbs cited ‘Evangelicals’ as the source of Bush’s win. For crying out loud, there are lots of states with a very small percentage of actual Christians (where Christian does not equal WASP) but where conservative values tend to be held. Heck, I left the Bible Belt to find a home church 🙂
What I’m most interested in is some reasons why I don’t think Kerry won:
- Anything but Bush is hardly a reason to vote for Kerry, and it’s really not a reason to vote against Bush. It just says that someone disagrees with Bush.
- Bush Lied. Yup. Most likely he spun, or lied, about a lot of stuff. This is typical for politicians, no matter what stereo-type they get labeled with (including Bush’s Christianity). People apparently aren’t expecting truth from politicians or televangelists.
- Bush is against Stem Cell Research which could hold the cure to (insert many diseases here). I want to state right now that I am for stem cell research. With one condition: don’t get the stem cells from aborted babies. The reason this didn’t win people over to the Kerry camp is because not enough Americans recognize this as the issue it is. There is a lot of ignorance when it comes to medicine and the common United States citizen.
- The War on Terror is never ending. You may know that. I know that. However, considering that most of the people voting attend religious ceremonies two or less times a year their recognition that terrorism in the middle-east is often based on religious motivation – they don’t think about it and they don’t get it.
- Peoples children are dying in Iraq. Voters don’t want people to die. However, when you calculate that the number of US citizens that die every month from car accidents in the United States is higher than the number who have died in Iraq in all of that time, the fatality rate has been very low[1]. Granted zero deaths is better than even one death. I’m personally not for war, and don’t want us in Iraq (or any other country) either, but I think that voters didn’t buy this argument.
- Gay (marriage, unions, governmentally recognized relationships). Many Americans may not be homophobes (or many may be, I don’t know enough Americans to tell you this) but I think that this issue really didn’t grab the attention of John and Jane Doe because Will and Grace is their one contact with homosexuality – except if you count their aunty’s hair dresser.
This is a very small list and I know many more arguments were leveled during the time of the presidential running (or, if you want to be humorous, the running of the bulls [as in bull pucky that came out in the mud slinging]). My recommendation for those against Bush’s presidency is to not marry a Canadian, move to Canada or protest all over the place. Instead, move to California, they’ve got plenty of room (not really), join a cult (to counter the Evangelicals) or marry a Canadian so they can move down here and populate the country with Candadian ideas and accents (Pretty good idea, eh?).
I’m interested in intelligent conversation on this and would like to hear other arguments I didn’t list and see what else we can come up with. Also, what candidates do you prognosticate for the next presidential election? Powell verses H. Clinton? That would be quite the race because you’d have a black male verses a woman. Of course Arnold Schwartzeneiger verses Obama would be even more intense! OK, I’m going to bed.
Time Management vs. Progress
I had a hard time thinking up a title for this article, mostly because it’s philosophical rather than being practicle. I’ve identified a trend, and I’m sure I’m not alone in this, but I think it will change the way that companies deal with advertising and how they handle distributing information/propaganda. The last 5 years has brought about a radical change in when you get your information. If you think about technologies like Tivo (Personal Digital Video Recording) and now podcasting (downloading of MP3’s [or other audio formats] onto your computer using an RSS feed) you, the end consumer have control over when, where and how you consume the video or audio. This is not a new concept since books, newspapers and magazines have allowed for this to happen in the print world for ages.
I think this will prove to be a challenge for ‘traditional’ media like television and radio since they rely on advertisers (something that software can filter out) and since they have not adapted to the ‘e-consumer’ model. A smart move on their part would be to look for greater product placement within TV-shows for a PVR. Radio on the other hand is probably going to hurt from this shift since more control over songs/media means that people may dump regular radio programming for models like XM/Sirius which offer satellite radio channels with channels that have no commercials. A monthly user fee that affords station syndication fees is a model that many people are willing to live with. What makes RSS enclusures (which power podcasting) so powerful is that the internet allows for people to gather MP3 audio files, various video files and many other digital files while they’re away from their computer and then update any devices with content at their leisure.
You are in control of your content, and the time you consume it. This is a shift for the tranditional media outlets that I hope the react to pro-actively. If they respond in a reactive fashion in 5 years rather than beating the trends and doing something constructive now, it may be too late for many of the networks. While I expect that in 5 years only 40 or less percent of consumers will have the electronic equipment and know-how to achieve a completely autonomous media consumption habit it will surely effect the way advertisers choose to spend their money. Recently I heard that Sony was actually moving to spend more of their budget for video advertising at Wal-Mart, with their closed-circuit televisions that play ads 24-7, rather than spend the money on traditional television outlets [I cannot find the article that reported this, so please take this with the understanding that more research needs to be done].
As you consume media, please consider how you consume it, what you get in the way of advertisements and where your dollars go for entertainment. The trend is changing and I feel it will be an interesting next 5-10 years technologically.
[Thanks to Nick for getting me started on thinking about this].
Tele-Propa-Cram Calls
That’s what I call the proliferation of telephone calls from political entities trying to persuade me to vote for one or more candidates. Making A Call, by Eric Meyer, is another person who’s tired of it, what scares me is the number of trackbacks in the comments from other people writing the same thing.
I am going to write to my congress people to add their politicial drubbings to the list of parties not able to call me when I’m registered on the national ‘do not call’ list. Why is it that they are absolved of this sin simply because they’re ‘educating’ the masses?
I Want My Hour and $30.00 Back
So since we’ve moved away from Texas the search for outstanding Mexican food has taken us to various restaurants around the Denver metropolitan area. Tonight we went to one of the worst, if not the worst Mexican restaurants yet, 3 Margaritas. We arrived at approximately 5:30 ready to eat. We were seated promptly and then I went to the bathroom where I was presented with advertisements at the urinal for various male adult related services (including a ‘Hot women’ salon where apparently attractive women will cut your hair). When I got back to the table I looked at the menus and most everything looked ‘normal’ for a Mexican restaurant. When I ordered I ordered the Carne Azada, which is a pretty typical meal for me to order. Jessica got some sort of spinach quesadilla. Abby was ordered the toquitos.
After waiting slightly longer than I expected the plates arrived. Not just any plates but plates that looked like they had been under the heat lamp longer than expected as well. In fact the cheese had that ‘Hi, remember me from yesterday’ look to them, the beans were oozing into the ‘lettuce’ that was flumped onto the top of the plate and the rice, which had been carefully prepared sometime after Y2K sat there blandly holding the beans to their top, left side of the plate. The guacamole was strategically thwacked in the middle with the carne azada taking the right. It to had been contaminated by the rice, beans and ‘lettuce.’ You will not that I added single-quotes around ‘lettuce’ mostly because I’m assuming it was lettuce. It kind of looked like lettuce that had been under a heat lamp, and therefore wilted, or maybe some dried out cole-slaw – it tasted like warm lettuce when I tasted it.
The beans were bland, the rice was bland, the ‘lettuce’ was worse, the guacamole was great, but only in comparison to the poorness of everything else. The carne azada had been marinated for quite some time and so it’s flavor was intense. Unfortunately it tasted like it was being marinated for a beef jerky recipe. Given the condition of my plate I consider it hightly plausible that if the meat stays under the heat lamp long enough it actually dries out and turns into jerky. I can only assume that then it is shredded and placed into some other ‘shredded beef product.’ Alternately it may be sold as jerky in some stores.
In the end we just wanted to go home and cry in our beds but we couldn’t. You see one of the problems at this time was that we were at the mercy of the waiter who was busy doing something. OK, I don’t know that for sure, because it is possible he was doing nothing. No matter what he was doing he was not bringing us our bill. Finally, after bringing me my bill, which I was prepared to pay instantly he disappeared just in case I wanted to get out my calculator and double check the computer’s math. So my card sat in the plastic tray with the receipt (which proved the food was over priced) waiting for our server to collect it and then run the transaction…
Winter passed. Spring passed. I had another birthday. We had our second child, Eric Matthew. Abby got married and had my first grandchild. And then finally, after the waiter had surely committed identity theft and ordered mud flaps with the silver silhouette of a naked woman on them from Ebay, I got my card back with more paper proving I had paid to much for dinner. I signed the receipt and contemplated writing a lengthy disertation on food preparation or calling the attention of the manager. I decided not to since I had better things to do with my time than sit in that stinky restaurant for one more minute.
However, in the end we learned one important lesson: Chipotle may be all over the place but they know how to make a wicked burrito bowl! Even though it is made right in front of you, you get fresh food, not heat lamp warmed ‘schtuff.’
There’s Something About That Voice
I have not liked Third Day since I heard them the first time. I never could quite pin down what it was for some time. Then I discerned that Mac Powell’s singing was a major part of the problem. Then, after even more time today I realized that it was his modulation and the fact that he pronounces words like Sean Connery. If you listen to him singing you will hear shertain wordsh and shoundsh that just scream lishp.
Logo Design
As a person who works in graphics design periodically I am amazed as I see logos in places that don’t communicate a good image. For example there is a broadband provider that has an employee in our apartment complex. This person drives a company van that has a really bad logo on the side. The logo for the company is a mesh between the ying-yang symbol (or yin-yang or yin-yang or the may ways I found it spelled on the web) and the head of a rhino. Yes, a beast not known for intelligence or anything overly amazing (other than a cool horn setup that must have made Louis Armstrong moderately jealous) is blended in with a symbol for balance between good an evil. While I’ve seen the good and evil of broadband I would in no way consider it representative of a balance of good and evil. I also don’t see rhinos as a great symbol of broadband… maybe I can be enlightened about how this symbolism works.
Furthermore how do rhinos and the balance between good and evil complement one another. I don’t think of rhinos as good or evil, more like a neutral party on the battlefield that when antagonized will probably rip you a new whole in the seat of your pants. And as far as the ying-yang goes I’d like to see good outweigh evil hands down. In fact, as a Christian I believe that good (God) will banish evil in the end. However, my theology aside, this logo doesn’t work for the product. It doesn’t say ‘technology’ it says ‘Eastern philosopy meats slow horny herbivores.’
Before I make fun of others let me defend my own logo’s design (just in case some of you are thinking, “Dude, you’re a hypocrate,” or, “I don’t say, ‘dude.'”) because it too is not particularly technology oriented. However, it does convey the Rocky mountain range (which I live in) and it does convery a pinnacle, which I live in, too. It also shows a peak which conveys quality in workmanship and design.
Logos should convey something or have some symbolism that shows continuity. Larger corporations are able to do market surveys on logos making sure that customers and clients understand the logo, but if you can’t afford survey work consider at least presenting the logo to as wide a group as possible that you come into contact with. Don’t ask, “Does this look good?” as the first question because looking good and being appropriate for your business are not the same thing. In fact the first question I would ask is, “What does this image make you think of?” If the words that the image brings are not words you want associated with your business then you’ll want to consider another logo. Also consider color which can mean different things in different cultures.
Lastly, consider other corporate logos that are not what you’d think of for logos:
These logos are brands people recognize without a lot of extra swooshing, ‘globing’ or otherwise trendy emblems. Look at the modification of the simple text as a major part of the brand look. IBM is just text with lines through it (or text made from lines, depending on how you look at it). Microsoft, other than having a little corner out of the text is just text. Amazon’s simple ‘smile’ that is attached to the name really signifies what they’re after: customer satisfaction. Dell’s tilted ‘E’ in no way reduces readability but presents a different letter making the logo stick in your brain just a little better than ‘DELL’ would.
2004 Presidential Debate Critique
I am not so naive to think that the debates were useful for anything more than swaying the dumbed down masses who somehow have not been jaded by a co-worker, relative or commercial to date. However, when I read Top 10 Secrets They Don’t Want You to Know About the Debates I was even more dissappointed. Who lost during these ‘debates’? The American public. Bush and Kerry both win with the goofy contract that exists in the debates.
Bush stuttered. Kerry spun. Bush spun and Kerry shifted. Americans watched two candidates spew lies, garbage and verbal diarhea for 90 minutes. The best part of the television was the fact that it was not interrupted with commercials. Unless of course you consider the fact that it is one big commercial for the presidents. Since the ‘debate’ doesn’t follow a true debate format and since most Americans are not familiar with debate format (including myself, I’ve only been to a few debates) it really doesn’t surpise me that people accept it as legit.
I was really saddened by the ‘everyman’ and ‘everywoman’ interviews they had this morning on the ‘news.’ People were absolutely spineless and wishy-washy (Which is of course due to selective editing by the producsers of the shows, or the journalists doing the interviews). Not one person that I saw interviewed said anything about truth, asked questions about spinning and honesty, or asked for the debates to cover issues that are critical to this nation, not Iraq or North Korea! When Kerry ignores the religious implications of the middle east he shows his diplomatic ignorance and when Bush spits out the same old lines about going to war with Iraq (though I believe removing Saddam was a good idea – he is a wicked modern Stalin or Hitler) we get nothing new from the candidates and further the ignorance of the American citizen.
Can we please get a real debate or some real candidates?