On the ‘W’ ketchup FAQ page you’ll see the ingredients of the Ketchup, which includes High Fructose Corn Syrup followed by just plain Corn Syrup. If I eat that my hand will fall off in an allergic reaction [I’m highly allergic to corn].
At least Kerry’s wife’s company (Heinz) sells an organic ketchup. Of course it’s outrageously expensive, too. I’ve got to help fund their Humvee. I wish Kerry had an environmental policy that didn’t include owning one of those, a suburban and a personal jet.
No, not programming bugs, but roaches. For all of my friends in Texas, here you go:
The Make-shift “worship” lyric generator cracks me up. This is how I feel about many of the ‘songs’ that are sung today.
If only I was a teenager again, then I could do this. I think my brother could have done close to this since he could eat a Denny’s Ice Cream Sunday in 90 seconds while I took over two minutes (usually due to an ‘ice cream headache’ AKA ‘Freezer Burn’). Please leave a comment stating your fastest food record. Comment moderation is turned on so I will have to approve your comment for it to show up on the site.
Go!
If you don’t read this, that means the terrorists have already Won! [The reasons are submitted by other folks so I appologize if there’s any offensive material]
To continue the success of the Left Behind series Tim LaHaye, prophecy guru, has worked with the Pope, who has apostolic succession, to create a sixty-seventh book in scripture. This book will allow the Left Behind series to continue on for at least 20 more volumes, and because LaHaye and Pope John Paul VIIMILK are the authors of the new book for the Bible there will be a lot less concern about interpretation of the prophecy since they authored it.
Conservative Bible scholars are up in arms as is the Christian Bookseller’s Association (CBA) – for opposite reasons. The scholars are concerned that this is heresy stating that there has been no new revelation for almost 200 years (excluding whack-jobs like the Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses). CBA is upset because they’re almost certain that Wal-Mart will undersell them by $2.00 per book anyway.
Prophecy book author Hal Lindsey, author of ‘Late Great Planet Earth,’ says, “I wish I had thought of this, then I could afford to color more than my moustache“
In case you haven’t noticed the line between TV and Computer Monitor has blurred to where they sell ‘displays’ for computer and television, or televisions that can work with computers, or displays that monitor your television’s computer. Well, Apple, not wanting to miss the boat has released the ‘Uber Monitor.’ This thirty inch monitor will make it so that even Hellen Keller can watch DVD’s and quicktime movies on an Apple.
One of the strengths of Google is that it can spell check your search terms so that you actually search for what you’re looking for. However, some words, like the title of this post conveys, don’t get corrected because ‘Powdered’ is a real English word. However, I think this person was looking for ‘Powered by WordPress.’ 🙂
I’m not sure what WordPress would do to ‘powder’ your site, but if there was anything that could be done, Matt et al would figure it out and throw it into the program. Maybe I should write the ‘Powder’ plugin since the 1.2 API allows for plugins. Any suggestions as to what the Powder plugin should do are appreciated.
On a similar note I’ve worked up an pretty nice statistics package that I’m thinking of opening up to the WordPress community that can create bar charts and basic reports for your WordPress use. Please let me know if you might be interested in such a thing. A Screenshot can be seen here
We have a collection of Veggie Tales CD’s that Abby loves, one of which is the Larry Boy soundtrack. One set of lines in the theme song go:
Lean and Mean
Green Machine
Larry Boy!
Abby’s version includes the line:
Green Sheep
I love being her dad!
This morning while playing with Abigail she started singing:
Red and shoulders knees and toes
knees and toes
knees and toes
Red and shoulders knees and toes
[giggles]
Nose.
