Category Archives: Funny

Goofy, off-the-wall or silly things I might find or think.

Post of the Beast

I just noticed that the Post ID (how WordPress identifies this post) for this blog entry is 666. I promise that I’m not selling anything with this post and you can read other entries on this site without writing said post ID on your wrist or forehead. Similarly conspiracy theorists and people with wrong theology will get worred about this. However, I think that it is key to note that scripture says that the church will be taken out of the world before 666 is implemented.

Also of note is the fact that this is actually post number 467 starting from the first post on my old site.

White Castle Update Update

OK, so after about 3 hours I’ve been assimilated and now I must eat White Castle all the time. I think I will buy one every day I love them they’re great. I think they’re better than Chipotle or Ruth’s Chris… NOT! I am chewing gum because the intense smell of my burps makes this really a bad plan for me to repeat it.

In the end I can now say that I have been there, done that and bought the Peptobismol.

Eels and Escalators

This morning Abby wanted an eel. Not just any eel, but the red one with spots on it. Grandpa looked blankly at the counter where Abby was pointing wondering what the eel was. It is my duty as a father to know what it is she wants: dice. There were two dice on the counter and Abby wanted them to play eels and Escalators. Eels and Escalators is a game on a Sponge Bob Squarepants episode (“Sailor Mouth” for those of you keeping track).

Who’d’a thunk it?

White Castle

I have never eaten at a White Castle Hamburger Restaurant. Today, yet again, we passed one and I mentioned I have not eaten there. Every time I mention this (which is rarely) all those present say, “You’re lucky!” Or other phrases presenting to me the general idea that White Castle is not America’s favorite fast food chain. The other thing that happened after saying this was that Jessica said, “Oh, My gosh! He talks about that all the time.” This sort of inference is wrong and should not be made… I talk about it each time I pass one… mostly to see if Jessica will remind me that I’m going to be disappointed.

Right now my standards for White Castle are so low [given their reputation] that I think that as long as it’s not manure with spit between two pieces of moldy bread I’ll be impressed.

Oh, speaking of potty humor, this morning Abigail was waiting for her bath while Jessica was going to the bathroom and when Jessica had finished Abigail exclaimed, “Good job, you went to the potty, Mommy!” The potty training must be working 🙂

If You Hated Blogging, But Had a Blog

If you hated blogging but had a blog you’d have this blog. Of course if you neglected your blog for more valuable pursuits you’d have this blog. And of course if you had a witty sense of humor but were extremely hooked on George Bush, you’d have this blog. And if you were an apiring jazz musician/programmer, you’d have this blog. And if you were me – you’d have this blog.

Cute Abby Quote

Abby said this morning, “I’m a business girl.”

And then Kristin (or Kelsey) asked, “Are you getting married?”

“Yes”

“Who are you going to marry?”

“I marry Becky.”

[Becky is her aunt who recently got married.] Funny, yet sad to a father’s ears.

Alias Makes Kristin Sick

Kristin, my sister-in-law had never heard of Alias before, so she started watching it with Jessica and Kelsey, her sister (my other sister-in-law from that part of the family). However, the more alias she watched the sicker she got. Therefore, without any other refutation I blame Alias for Kristin’s downfall in health.