White Castle

I have never eaten at a White Castle Hamburger Restaurant. Today, yet again, we passed one and I mentioned I have not eaten there. Every time I mention this (which is rarely) all those present say, “You’re lucky!” Or other phrases presenting to me the general idea that White Castle is not America’s favorite fast food chain. The other thing that happened after saying this was that Jessica said, “Oh, My gosh! He talks about that all the time.” This sort of inference is wrong and should not be made… I talk about it each time I pass one… mostly to see if Jessica will remind me that I’m going to be disappointed.

Right now my standards for White Castle are so low [given their reputation] that I think that as long as it’s not manure with spit between two pieces of moldy bread I’ll be impressed.

Oh, speaking of potty humor, this morning Abigail was waiting for her bath while Jessica was going to the bathroom and when Jessica had finished Abigail exclaimed, “Good job, you went to the potty, Mommy!” The potty training must be working 🙂

I Sing Louder

Abby declared just moments ago, “I Sing Louder!” Followed by, “HAPPY TRAILS TO YOU…” and that’s as far as she got because Jessica silenced her (because her aunts are valiantly trying to sleep in the living room while we function around them).

Jessica then asked me if I had put her up to it. Of course not, Abby is her own creative genius.