I’m Going To the Bathroom

Not literally. Not now at least. However, in an effort to help Abby feel really comfortable with blurting out that it was potty time I’ve gotten into the somewhat regular habbit of announcing that now is the time for me to go potty. I will say, “Mommy (Jessica), I need to go potty.” And Jessica will promtply encourage me to hurry (get to the potty before we have an accident). It’s wonderful, Abby takes it all in and ignores it when she needs to go potty.

I feel like a good parent at least setting a good example of public proclamation.

Abby, What Do You Want For Lunch?

Jessica asked Abby, “What do you want for lunch?”

“Cheese, Pretzels, and Marshmallows,” Abby replied naturally. As if we all have that for lunch every day. The humor for me in this lies in the fact she didn’t say ‘hot dogs’ or ‘fries and chicken’ which are her usual responses. We feed her healthier food than those listed usually, but she sure does know what she likes!

Of course the plan for dinner tonight involved shoving a beer can up a fowl’s nether-regions and grilling it, so I can’t say that as adults we’re too much more sophisticated than her cheese and marshmallows.

Abby’s Prostate

So I got a prostate pillow for preventative reasons. It is a pillow that rests on my chair to prevent from having ‘excessive pressure’ on my prostate and bladder. I’ve got prostate issues in my family and since I’m feeling older at twenty-seven I thought I’d just give this cushion a whirl. It arrived today (still waiting on the camera, argggh) and Abby was so excited. I explained to her it for for Daddy’s prostate. She said, "No, Abby’s prostate!" At which point Jessica and I had a hard time breathing we were laughing so hard. She cracks us up in her ignorant bliss.

The Real Issues

This morning, in a disappointing episode of potty training slippage Abby peed on the floor. Jessica was scolding her and said, “Those are your pee-pees and you need to tell us when you need to go to the bathroom.”

Abby replies, “You tell John Kerry.”

Priceless! I want to know John Kerry’s stance on a two year old’s urine.

Last Weekend

Last weekend we stayed at the Kaes‘ house and watched their children Kailey and Trystan. We had a great time (though I didn not manage to get enough sleep) and I think Kailey and Trystan still like us. Abby did well and managed to not injure herself, which is a bonus since she seems to go out of her way to get hurt while at their house 🙂 Craig and Krystal had a good time on their anniversary weekend trip and warned us that we too would probably have a good time on our weekend trip this coming weekend. The aspens are changing colors right now and I ordered a new digital camera to get some really top quality pictures (of course I’ve figured out how to spend thousands of dollars in new equipment to complement the new camera).

Sunday afternoon we went to the Egypt exibit at Denver Museum of Nature and Science, or Natural Science and Nature Museums, or Denver Museum of the Expensive Viewing of Dead, Mummified People [Thanks for taking us Mom and Dad!]. The reason we went is because my mom had a birthday. And since she was getting older looking at even older people made her feel younger. Plus, Abby, seeing a display of the Mars MER rover said, “Look Dad, Chocolate Poo-poos.” Of course that was in refernce to the rocks at the bottom of the display.

Sunday night we took my parents out to dinner at the Claim Jumper, which is a pretty nice restaurant with generous portions and the largest cake slices I have ever seen. We ate good food but the actual waitress’ service was not so good. I had to ask for refills regularly as she walked by and smiled without actually looking at our table’s contents. However, I believe my mother enjoyed the meal, which was the purpose of the evening. Oh, and Abby made her own chocolate poo-poos in the restaurant’s restroom, whichw as good since had she done it in her pants it would have been much more challenging 😉

Dance Class

Abby had her first dance class today. While she looked cute, she was incredibly cranky mid-way through the class. However, she straightened up when the hand stamps came out. She will be in a ‘holiday recital’ which I will attempt to get on camera and video.

Prepare for excessive cuteness.

Abby’s Homework

Our friends the Kaes’ children, Kailey and Trystan are over doing homework while Krystal goes and works out with Jessica (my mom will come over and watch the kids shortly). Abby was going pee-pee in the potty and was so delighted when she was done that she exclaimed, "Kailey, I’m working on my vocabulary!" Yeah, she’s good.

Camping Story

Well, a brief summary of the camping, but not so brief as last time.

Friday evening we left Denver late enough that we stopped to eat dinner at Chipotle. This was mistake number one. Don’t eat beans while sleeping in a tent with your wife. Don’t eat beans while sleeping in a camp ground where others might hear you reap the rewards of bean eating. Don’t put two bean eating tents together lest those tents produce a ‘call and response’ sort of passing wind festival of beans.

Mistake number two was that I left the air mattress at home because the car was full. I should have left home the three pounds of trailmix I bought. My back was incredibly sore that night. I was also incredibly not sleeping. Abby didn’t sleep well either, which means that Jessica and I didn’t sleep well on top of anything else that might have caused us to not sleep well [rocks].

Mistake number three was not bringing matches or a flashlight. Fortunately we had a small flashlight in the glove compartment of our car (we never have gloves in there!). That flashlight lasted all weekend long… which was amazing. The Kaes and the Doyle’s brought plenty of camping supplies that made up for our lack, but I still felt silly.

Note to self:
Make a checklist next time and don’t forget the hatchet.
Second note to self:
Buy a hatchet. You read the book in Jr. High, you know that with a hatchet you could rule the world.

We had a great time and on Saturday, since the Doyle’s had to leave the our family and the Kaes family went for a hike. What fun it was. Craig ripped down a tree with his bare hands (and a little help from me). Smokey the bear shortly thereafter hunted him down and ripped him down with his bear hands. OK, not really, but if you’re an environmentalist pretend you didn’t read that. OH, and seriously, the tree was already dead, Craig just uprooted it.

That night we ate a feast of various things the ladies had brought and also sang songs around the campfire (I wedged my guitar into the car, but not the air mattress). The Lord blessed us because we also got to sleep on an air mattress Saturday night since Mike Doyle left us his and promised to come up on Monday to help us pack up. Mike left us his sleeping bag liners as well, Donna left Jessica her water retardant coat.

If we hadn’t had the air mattress we’d have been uncomfortable. If we hadn’t had the sleeping bag liners we’d have been in worse shape than without the air mattress since the cold weather swept in and mad a mess of our camp with its windy cohort.

Sunday morning we woke up and I crawled out of the tent into snow blowing onto my jacket. Fortunately it didn’t accumulate much, but it was a surprise. I walked over to the Kaes’ tents and discovered that they too thought leaving for dryer, warmer and friendlier climates was a good idea. We packed up, came home and then basked in the sun all the way home. Serious. It was as if Denver was having summer break while just 50 miles away snow was having its way with the mountains and the people in the campsite near ours who drank way too much Coors (you can’t drink anything else in the Rocky mountains) the night before.

Oh, and there’s pictures of the good part of the trip.

White, Two Year Old ‘Jive’

Abby doesn’t really know jive, but I’m reminded of the elaborate handshakes and coded language of yester-year when we put her to bed or down for a nap. The sequence of events follows closely along this outline:

  1. Big Hug (makes you feel good)
  2. A Kiss (makes you feel ‘gooder’)
  3. Eskimo kisses (rub noses together, I’ve sometimes heard this referred to as ‘b*tt*rfly kisses,’ but ever since the Bob Carlisle song I’ve wanted to plug my ears and gouge out my eyes when I hear or see the term.)
  4. Bonk heads together(I have no idea where this came from)
  5. Push our ears together (came from me)
  6. Push our elbows together (me, again)

Abby insists that these things be done before she goes to bed, funny, but true.